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I hate being short and stout.
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I'm sure it's overrated, like big boobs. (or so I keep on telling myself.)
Did you know if you hover over someone's name you can see how many comments they've posted in this group? It's like a noob monitor.
I don’t know about that part of lean but being tall sucks! and I have the scars to prove it… and the back pain! All you get when you tall is bumps on your head and people to ask you to reach for stuff from the upper shelves, and then you get people to ask you to carry heavy shit for em… and when you complain that you aint a work mule they tell you that you a big guy and stop bitching!!! I hate being tall!!! I wish I was a small little bastard that nobody will notice!
I too think big boobs are overrated.And being tall sucks too, horrible on the back... kinda like big boobs, which is why I probably thing they are over rated too. Yep that's nick always thinking of others.
P.S. being tall also sucks because every short person on the planet thinks you being tall enslaves you to their midget needs. pfft eat me shrimp, I'm busy being lazy at the moment.
ok fooz, you can't post my post before I get to it... bastard! Go fuck some fruit... after you carry it into the garage.
He beat you to it, Nick. Face it--you lost.
Nick, I think you got it all wrong here… we should explain to the world how much it sucks to be big! And don’t get me starting in on the fact how being tall can ruin your love life!!! How many times have I been making out with a no so tall girl… and is all good! some kissing and shit… but she like a foot below me and I wanna keep making out and shit but my back is killing me cuz I’m bending over… and I don’t wanna bitch about cuz then I’ll be sounding like a pussy, or worse the chick thinks you don’t wanna make out with her! But is the pain!!!! Oh god!!!!
I like being little. I only loathe tall people when I'm at concerts.
That is why you have to man bag up fooz and take control of the situation... Not in a creepy "I'm going to molest you now" way but in the "You and me are going to do it like animals" way. Trust me the decisive display of sexual manliness will be a turn on and work in your favor. As a bonus you will get laid(probably) instead of just sucking face.
Dude… that’s not the problem… the problem is that I like making out standing up… sitting down.. laying in bed! I dig it!!! but my tallness is taking away one of them!!! I hate that!!! I wanna be like 8 inches shorter!!!
Oh I thought that was the nurse eye patch from kill bill.
red cross, crossed bones, same thing right?
Nick you scaring me today… stop thinking like me!!! Are you alright?? Am I alright??? The fuck is going on!!! Maybe is the
Gretchen wrote: "Stairs!"Maybe we could like come up with a whole line of products for couples with this kind of problems… like the stairs of love!!! (pronounce that with a barry white voice) with it’s convenient back pack system that allows you to take it to meet your significant other to the air port… and all that shit! yay we can make big money on that!
Good idea, Alfonso. My husband is exactly one foot taller than I am and there are some "logistical" issues at times. He's never complained of back pain but I'm going to ask him about that.
We just don't do much standing up smooching in my house.
Bunny you got it wrong… I wear the stairs of love on a back pack… or better yet like of those cool carry on bags with wheels… and when I see the significant other coming out of the airport terminal I set it up… and hit the play button (yes, it has an mp3 player integrated). And bang! Barry white starts singing to set the mood and we make out for hours without any of us feeling inadequate…
BunWat wrote: "I like the stair of love idea."
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
my wife opt's for the jungle nick method. Being 6'4'' and her a staggering 5' (I think it is actually 4'11'' but she insists on 5) She just kind of crawls around until she is in the desired location.
How about everyone just lay on the floor, then it doesn't matter how tall anyone is?>!
Damn nick! I feel sorry for you… the tallest GF I ever had was 5’9 and I used to love being able to kiss her and grab her booty!!! The shortest one was 5’1 and I used to wait for her by the stairs, or tell her to meet me by the stairs =(
back in the my prime I used to do curls with my wife... Now I don't think I could pull that off unless I was in a pool... er... not because I have gotten out of shape... er, no she just likes her comfort food :D
It's not just the guy, Alfonso. My neck really hurts from making out standing up.
Alfonso is 6'3"!Alfonso! We're the same height! I'm .5 inches taller, but that's close enough.
We're not just brothers... we're twins.
I guess my mama shoulda strapped me, except that it didn't bother me, then.
Some day us short people will take over the world. No more third shelf in the cabinet or cabinets over the refrigerator.
Ya, no doubt, but y’all proly accomplish it by asking us tall dudes/chicks to help you out… napoleon style!
no, no we'll crush your spirit and bring you down to your knees!
pfft. Aggressive short people make me giggle."What ya gunna do large fry, bite my ankles!"
no, no we'll crush your spirit and bring you down to your knees!Perhaps, but then we'll just stand back up and push you down.
That is all.