The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1) The Lightning Thief discussion


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Katherine E-J Ok, here goes!

An overweight blond was told by her doctor to exercise. He said ' If you walk ten miles a day for thirty days you will drop those pesky pounds right away!'

So, thirty days pass and the blond calls her doctor ' Doctor, I did what you said and I lost that weight! But, there's one problem.' 'What's that?' He asked. ' Now that I'm three hundred miles from home how do I get back?'


message 652: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Good grief! I just imagined a blonde doing this!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!


Katherine E-J Your response is very satisfying. :)


❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍ LOL that was a good one and it kind of rhymed!


Katherine E-J A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Katherine E-J That one is my second favorite. ;)


Katherine E-J This, however is my absolute favorite!

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"


❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍ Ha I like that one too!


Katherine E-J Brooklyn wrote: "Ha I like that one too!"

Thanks! ;)


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message 661: by Clara (new) - rated it 5 stars

Clara Wang Hey, am I supposed to win? I am last. Nobody is allowed to post. Since I am governor, I could put you in jail. But still, I loved this book. I am addicted to this series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Faizan ^_^


message 666: by ❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍ (last edited Jul 24, 2013 10:27AM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍ ..^.^..


message 667: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. I'm back, and I'm the winner!


message 668: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. As you wish!


message 669: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. WAS winning, you mean. ;)


message 670: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Well, if it's so cozy, you should be very content there.


message 671: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Why wouldn't I be welcome in my own mansion? I will be sure to send you an invite though.


Katherine E-J No, thank you. I would rather have you come to my place instead. I don't really like second place cottages.


message 673: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Ohhhhhhhh...... Then you should really try harder to win. Because as of right now, it looks like that's where you're going to be living.


message 675: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. AHHHHH!!! Now there are two of you to keep at bay!!!


Katherine E-J Oh yes! The more, the merrier!


message 677: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Nice try Katherinej, but not today!!!!


Katherine E-J Oh yes today!


Katherine E-J That was a good rhyme by the way. :)


Katherine E-J I don't know if you intended though.


Katherine E-J But, anyway, who doesn't love good competition? I know I love it!


message 682: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. I did not. I am simply wonderful unintentionally.


message 683: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Me too!


Katherine E-J Me, too! Although I would describe myself as more... intelectually amazing and pleasantly humoured. :)


message 685: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. WELL, LET'S NOT BE OVERTLY MODEST!!!


message 686: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. ;)


message 687: by Mia (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mia :)))


message 688: by Mia (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mia Well while you guys smack talk about how you are going to win. I am going to discreetly come and sneak in first place.


message 689: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. It's only discreet if no one notices! ;)


message 690: by Mia (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mia Oh, yeah! Right. ;)


message 691: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Sooooo..... What keeps you up so late?


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Zoe  Fleming its meeee


message 693: by E.j. (new) - rated it 5 stars

E.j. Sorry guys!


message 694: by Mia (new) - rated it 5 stars

Mia I feel bad too! :(


message 695: by Zoe (new) - rated it 4 stars

Zoe  Fleming helloooo


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Hello


message 698: by taha (new) - rated it 5 stars

taha do i win :)


message 699: by taha (new) - rated it 5 stars

taha i win again


message 700: by taha (new) - rated it 5 stars

taha no you don't ;)


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