This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
so not my week

"Those" brownies? Which ones are those and what is the secret ingredient that will help you feel better after your folly? Pecans?
And what's with your kettle? Didn't it yell and scream at you when it was boiling? "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! THe pain! Take me off of the burner!!!!!!!!"
If you were too far away to hear its agonizing calls, then I'm not surprised that it burnt up. I leave my bath water running for too long at least once a week. It's retarded.
And what's with your kettle? Didn't it yell and scream at you when it was boiling? "AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!! THe pain! Take me off of the burner!!!!!!!!"
If you were too far away to hear its agonizing calls, then I'm not surprised that it burnt up. I leave my bath water running for too long at least once a week. It's retarded.


shouldn't that be you know... something that doesn't melt. because yer.... you know boiling shit in it.

I'm going kettle hunting tomorrow we'll see what's out there (I always have the electric one to fall back on but I don't like it...)
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: GUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Laughing at my misery!!! So!!! Soo...!!!! ::speachless::



Altho now that I think of it, could it be that COW was the other Lori?
For some reason, I'm not thinking so. Call me paranoid, why doncha!

Altho now that I think of it, could it be that COW was the other Lori?
For some reason, I'm not thinking so. Call me paranoid, why doncha!"
I think that creepy picture is supposed to be sheep. I'm not going back to make sure, though.

12/13: Kasia, there are metal electric kettles available. I have a Russell Hobbs one (it's about 8 years old, though--I don't think they make my particular model anymore). I'd like to think there's the perfect kettle out there, just waiting to be united with you in true love.

I'm thinking cheap kettle.

He's not laughing at your misery. He's laughing at your PEOPLE.

God, I really wanna boil some water now...

And how long do you have to leave it?? I never timed it but at least hour and a half 2 hours.... First all the water has to boil out... then the paint starts getting black after that the handle and the whistle melts and the paint starts pealing off in big flakes. Did I tell you it smells bad, too? And there's smoke, king of...
I have a stainless steel kettle with a bakelite handle (sorta plasticish), but it has never melted. Many kettles have bakelite handles so that you can pick them up. It's handy.
I have lost two french presses, though. My friend gets out my french press, puts it on a burner and then lights that burner instead of the one that the kettle is on. Then it melts/pops and she doesn't buy me a new one. Then she lights her cigarette on the element, leaving a little crusty ring on there that burns up next time I turn the stove on, reminding me of how trashy my life is.
I have lost two french presses, though. My friend gets out my french press, puts it on a burner and then lights that burner instead of the one that the kettle is on. Then it melts/pops and she doesn't buy me a new one. Then she lights her cigarette on the element, leaving a little crusty ring on there that burns up next time I turn the stove on, reminding me of how trashy my life is.

ramble ramble ramble
Electric.
Bunny, she's a great gal--really funny and fun. Just very irresponsible and scattered.
Bunny, she's a great gal--really funny and fun. Just very irresponsible and scattered.

15 years!!!! I can't imagine that, I know mine have unusually short life span, but 15 years is a loooong time...

Am I the COW Lori? What Lori are you confusing Lori with? Should I be offended right now?
No, Kasia posted a link to represent Lori. I think it was definitely the other Lori and it was actually sheep, so...you're cool!
I, on the other hand, was called an obstreperous cow by Doni, yesterday. I think it was a compliment, though.
I, on the other hand, was called an obstreperous cow by Doni, yesterday. I think it was a compliment, though.

obstreperous
Attended by, or making, a loud and tumultuous noise; boisterous.
In a sentence:The obstreperous mirth swiftly turned into yells of dismay.
Noisily and stubbornly defiant.
Synonyms(making a tumultuous noise): clamorous, noisy, vociferous
(noisily defiant): unruly

Do I really? Really? 'Cause I don't really think so.


Don't flatter yourself, woman. You do.
Grrr!
Screw you guys! I'm going to go play with MiniAm or something.
Screw you guys! I'm going to go play with MiniAm or something.
Okay, I changed my avatar and "about me" for Doni and Tom. Take that!!!
I could use those brownies now. And make it, you know... Not the regular sugary crap, way too late for that.