This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For

message 1: by Amanda (last edited Mar 30, 2009 11:11PM) (new)

Mar 30, 2009 11:11PM

I am online all goddamned day and you assholes hardly say a thing. But now, NOW, I get back from rehearsal, it's 2am, I'm exhausted, my battery is about to go dead (again) (I mean, I HAVE been online all day and all), and there's like 98537298374 unread Haters posts.

Yeah. You guys suck.

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message 2: by The Crimson Fucker (new)

Mar 31, 2009 12:29AM

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments

ok... so you want me to abidged it for you???

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message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Mar 31, 2009 12:31AM

Yes, abridge it!

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message 4: by The Crimson Fucker (new)

Mar 31, 2009 12:42AM

Ok
Bunny makes her dog carry her stuff so the dog decided that he was fed up with that shit and decided to roll ontop of some kind of Yetti poop to prove how much he hates being treated like a work mule, Gretchen find certain poops more exotic than others… also I think bunny hurt her ankle or something while goat chasing or I don’t know some stuff

Jaika was seduced by her naked towelless boyfriend and had some awkward shower sex… and then marie said some weird stuff about german porn or something like that and then somebody explained me how to get sex in the shower… apparently all I’m missing to get this is a girlfriend (but worry not cuz I’m working on that!)

Then some of my friends came to pay me a visit and I realized that they fucking retards and that I hate em… and somebody realize that I’m a retard too…

And then tambo looks like velma and something to do with her glasses, and some dude from the past coming back with something to do with gay people and I don’t know! But hell I was kind of drunk when that happened

And… we did some polls… and I haven’t seen a movie where some dudes are making a metal albulm and some chick is smelling a glove… I did see the one where some dude loves the smells of napalm in the morning… that should count for soemthign right?

And then seth told me that me that I’m a hamster and that my sex life resembles bad piping… and that got me mad!!! Cuz I’m a cat not a hamster! Tambo told me on MSN that maybe he thinks I’m a hamster cuz hamster are known for running on their little wheels and going no where… and that’s my life so I guess he has a point! But I’m still not a hamster!!! I’m a cat damn it!

Am I missing something???

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message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Mar 31, 2009 01:06AM

I told you that hamsters were KNOWN for that, not that that is why Seth calls you hamster. There's a distinction.

Also, is the guy from the past "Eugene/Gene" cause I didn't even see what he wrote! Something about gay people?

Finally, I am starting to think that I'm a cat, too, because I can't sleep at night.

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message 6: by Lori (last edited Mar 31, 2009 04:47AM) (new)

Mar 31, 2009 04:38AM