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Lazy ass men!
message 51:
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The Crimson Fucker
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Mar 30, 2009 05:34PM
Wait I wasent here!!! Fuck I miss this!! Is it too late to ask the ladies what’s the correct protocol to start the shower sex??? I mean I’ve never been able to put on that move!! I wanna fuck in a shower so badly but I don’t know how to start it… so I go in there without a tower… and then I just ask em for one and when they come there… what?? I just show em the hugeness of my manhood (penetrator reference #34) and just like that?? or do I need to say something like am all wet and horny! Or or I don’t know!!! I have 0 experience on the shower…
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You just get in with her, Alfonso. You just climb in.
Tambo you forget my fear of rejection!!! What if she freaks out and throws soap on my eyes!! And besides in this scenario I’m pretty sure her boyfriend set it up! The no tower thing… how he did that???
Oh wait. She shouldn't have a boyfriend. She should be YOUR girlfriend and therefore not surprised at an "intruder." I wasn't thinking.
tambo even with my girlfriends I’m afraid of rejection! Fuck!!! Seriously how one set up this crap!!! I was thinking about doing some sort of brainwashing thing… you know dropping in random conversations how much I wanna have sex in the shower… and one day be happily surprised!
Montambo wrote: "You just get in with her, Alfonso. You just climb in. "You mean climb on!
In my experiences he just ask "hey, want to take a shower with me?" It's a yes or no question and at this point sex is not a given so rejection is not an issue. Once in the shower, wash her back and hair (chicks dig being pampered) if she doesn’t slap you when your hand "accidentally" brushes her breast, wash those too. Soon all the fun touchy cleany will evolve to kissing and awesome awkward shower sex. This tecnique may only work on women with whom you have already had sex.In my case, naked man=sex so not much tecnique is needed
Alfonso wrote: "do I need to say something like am all wet and horny!" ..."I vote for NOT that. I vote for just climbing in. Or if you really are THAT scared of rejection I think dropping hints would definitely work. Having a TOWER certainly helps. :)
Damn!!! That’s simple!!! Fuck why didn’t I think of that!!!! fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk god damn it bomba clot!!! Fuck!!!! That’s so freaking easy!!!
Women are people, but some women don't like being talked to death about sex. A little action goes a long way. Show a women you desire her. make her feel sexy with how you look at her and touch her. When a man looks at me like he thinks I’m the sexist women alive it's almost impossible not to respond. listen for her ques to see if she is inviting you. "I'm going to bed" usually means "let's go to bed", If she repeats it more than once its an invite.
Funny story, now my kid is in the bathroom begging for a towel. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY!
Is it MY job to make sure everyone has a towel before they wash thier ass? Do i look like Joan Cleaver? I work all day, cook dinner, take the kid to karate, help her do her homework, clean the kitchen, and still they want more! I'm only one person! air drying won't kill you !!! ARGGHHHHHHHH
Maybe you should just put a basket of towels in there. You know you're going to end up fetching them, anyway.
:sigh: I hate being a MOM. If you haven't had children yet don't do it, they suck the life out of you and make you fat. Boyfriends are just bigger children.
Yeah, plus I could just wear my ugly nightgown every night. And then KILL MYSELF.
Right if you're going to kill yourself wear something presentable.
I don't actually have an ugly nightgown, so you guys can relax.
My friend has one and she wore it when we all went to the beach one year. We ran it up the flag pole the next day. AHAHAHAH. That was funny.
It's just that when Jaika said not to have kids, I imagined myself alone in the dark with a yellow nightgown on. All old and shit.
Like one of those satin numbers you can get at wal-mart? Or a frumpy flannel one?
No, but it was sorta frilly around the neck.
short or long? There's nothing worse than an old lady in shorty pajamas.
Of course not, Bunny. You're right, of course.
The nightgown was long and flannel with Laura Ingalls Wilder sleeves.
The nightgown was long and flannel with Laura Ingalls Wilder sleeves.
there is something wrong with you people...
That's it, Bunny. I call it my "nobody loves me (not even me)" nightgown.
But I actually like my real nightgown.
But I actually like my real nightgown.
I can't wear nightgowns. They get all bunched up in the night.
Exactly. And I'm just mumbling to myself, "Get yer own damn towel!"
Wait, I wasn't supposed to have kids or a husband! Remember? They're the anti-yellownightgown!
wtf? i read everything here were am i a sex slave??? and i'll never EVER wear clogs!
I DONT LIKE CLOGS!!! they ugly and they make people feet's look ugly!! and i dont have any hamster dna!! i'm a cat!!! A CAT I SAY!
It did but 10 mins of me pumping like a maniac fix it!! that and 2 gallons of drano!
dude... muy pumping last more than 10 minutes!!
WHOA! this conversation has taken a new turn! Let us watch.
seth have you ever seen a french movie called amelie?
Oh Jaika, thank god. So, did you lecture your husband and daughter?
No I cooked dinner and made my daughter find her own towel. and i guess i've learned from this conversation that I should look on the brightside of taking towels to my boyfriend, i get nooky. However, when i rule the world and force scientist to focus all thier energy on making a time machine, i'm going back and i am SOO not having kids. It's too much work and they last to long.
BunWat wrote: "Hahahaha!!Oh the Alfonso, Seth, hamster plunger extravaganza "
that sounds so, so wrong!!!! like a really fuck up gay movie!
Kasia wrote: "Ever been to a survival camp? No? I have, sort of (scouts c..."
Kasia, my vision of you has totally changed. You're no longer blond and big-boned. You're now small and dark-haired (shoulder length and wavy, but you put it in a low ponytail a lot). You wear t-shirts and jeans and a vintage jacket. You have big teeth.
Kasia, my vision of you has totally changed. You're no longer blond and big-boned. You're now small and dark-haired (shoulder length and wavy, but you put it in a low ponytail a lot). You wear t-shirts and jeans and a vintage jacket. You have big teeth.
YAY! I love it when you describe people, Sarah. I want a vintage jacket.
yer all strange...Fooz, all you have to do to procure shower luv'ns is get in rub a lil dub and BAM your in like cool hand Luke.
Jaika, I can take care of your "little" long term problem. 5k and it's done 10k if you want a picture.
Montambo, How can you sleep in a night gown? doesn't it get all bunched up n'shit between yer legs at night? moonlighting is the only way to go!
Damn it, Gretchen, stop posting things I would say before I get here.
My nightgown is more like an extended tank top. It is lightweight and not very long and it doesn't get bunched up.
Remember that I don't have heating oil?
Remember that I don't have heating oil?
but you do have blankets right? THE BUFF! Montambo!
maybe some perty panties ;)
Nick your nightgown gets bunched up while you're sleeping TOO! We are like the same person.
