This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that I have to go and pick up Montambo!
Are Alfonso, Amanda, and Gretchen seriously discussing dick flavoring here?**Not that there's anything wrong with that.
As long as you don't put it where it ain't wanted, what you do with your penis is nobody's business but your own.**
**I don't especially want to hear about it, though.
Amanda wrote: "Cross post.Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if I ever found out that a person I'm dating is gay.
What would you guys do?"
I actually had a female friend once that walked in on her husband with a guy... being cheated on is bad enough, being cheated on with another sweaty ass dude is devastating... she was never the same, I don't think she has been in a relationship since.
If I were to catch my wife with a woman I would... masturbate then shoot them both... no that was funny but no this is no joking matter, that would suck... double so if the were using "male like toys".
Amanda wrote: "Cross post.Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if I ever found out that a person I'm dating is gay.
What would you guys do?"
I don't know what the fuck I would do but it would seriously mess with my head. I have a girlfriend who was MARRIED to a gay guy.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote:If I were to catch my wife with a woman I would... masturbate then shoot them both... no that was funny but no this is no joking matter, that would suck... double so if the were using "male like toys". "
Dude… YOU A SICK FUCK!!! And trust me coming from me… that means a lot! Holy fuck!!!! That’s one of the must fuck up shit I’ve ever read in my life!!! GUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Nick why would it be worse if they were using strap-ons. I don't get it.
Yeah, I think it would be tough. When my boyfriend I was gonna marry left me, he said, "Amanda I have something I need to tell you." And in my head I thought, "Shit, well either he cheated or he's gay. God I hope he cheated. Because if he's gay, we'll never be able to get back together."He cheated.
BUT, I was speaking to a woman friend of mine recently and her ex-husband was gay. She said that at first she was devastated, but then she came to realize that she was happy! Because all the trouble with their sex life had nothing to do with her. All their problems very easily solved by him just coming out of the closet.
It's nutso, man. Relationships are fizzucked up.
Gretchen wrote: "Nick why would it be worse if they were using strap-ons. I don't get it."because not only have I been replaced, but I was replaced by a woman, and said woman and my previous woman still want dick but a synthetic one... and not from me. You show me a man in that situation and I will show you a man with a battered and bruised ego.
Gretchen wrote: "Nick why would it be worse if they were using strap-ons. I don't get it."Because Nick has a perfectly good strap on of his own. Built in.
oh I see. better if she just liked girly parts...cuz you don't have any of those.
I knew you were that girl at myrtle beach in 99'
honestly i can't see the appeal in a strap-on. for anyone.
me either there are plenty of ready and waiting penises just dying for some attention.
Why is it always my threads the ones that deteriorate into crazy shit like this??
I think they're just for porn. And for fucking your closeted gay boyfriend up the ass.
Gretchen wrote: "I think they're just for porn. And for fucking your closeted gay boyfriend up the ass."Whoa! Wait, you just hit on something I have always been curious about... Has any woman here ever received that request? I have always called bullshit, but now is the time to learn!
It's not just your threads, Alfonso. It's all threads. Believe me.
Alfonso wrote: "Why is it always my threads the ones that deteriorate into crazy shit like this??"Fooz you bring out the best in people:D
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Gretchen wrote: "I think they're just for porn. And for fucking your closeted gay boyfriend up the ass."Whoa! Wait, you just hit on something I have always been curious about... Has any woman her..."
Nope. Never received that request.
nope. not me. but I threaten my husband with it every time he brings up anal. "As soon as you're ready for me to fuck you up the ass with a strap-on...."
Gretchen wrote: "nope. not me. but I threaten my husband with it every time he brings up anal. "As soon as you're ready for me to fuck you up the ass with a strap-on....""
gew... I figured you would only need to say that threat once; unless...
}:-D
Night Night haters. I hate to miss all the fun, but...
Kristina wrote: "The first time I ever had sex, the guy kept his socks on. I have seen and ignored zillions of red flags in my life, but in retrospect that one just might take the cake.
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Who was it? Do I know him?
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Who was it? Do I know him?
Bwaaaaaaah! Classic THC thread. Needs to be archived.
::Slowly shakes head in a daze::Why did I keep reading? Why did I keep reading?
Because of the strap-on stuff.
I'll second that Rusty. Next time after a short absence when I see a thread with over 70 unread posts (abnormal, right?), I'm staying away. I've had enough strap-ons to last me for a while.
Why Kasia? Did you have a boyfriend who wanted you to use one on him? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Nick wants to know.
Gretchen, enough. I have strap-ons on my mind now, together with brown smears and unexpected leakages. Ewww...
This went from being the best thread to the worst in one post.
Man, I thought this thread was quite lovely until we got to "smears" and "leakages."
Sparkly brain bleach, courtesy of Lisa Frank:[image error]
Dave wrote: "This went from being the best thread to the worst in one post."Exactly!!!
Ehemmm, sorry everybody :(I think the picture helps.
And Amanda, you rock - it takes balls (and a bit of exhibitionist streak maybe, hehe...) to share, and you share just like that. It's uplifting and empowering. Kudos.(I'm a kiss-ass, I know it and I don't care.)
Maybe we should start a thread on I hate bad sexy experiences =P those are always funny to share...
Alfonso wrote: "Maybe WE should start a thread on I hate bad sexy experiences =P those are always funny to share..."What...do you have a frog in your pocket Alfonso? go ahead and start it!
HAHA my dad used to always fucking say that to me when I said "we need to...." But it's extra funny because it's Alfonso and the whole frog thing! hahahaha! I make me laugh!
Gretchen, I am truly (Ribbit) disappointed in you. Why would (Ribbbiiit) you play on poor Alfonsito's (RRibbittt) fears like that? You're (RRRIBBIIIIIITTT) better than that.
You should have seen when we got to the frogs at the Natural History Museum! I faced my fears of big cats like a man, though.
And I ran from the giant frog face like a bitch =P
I did pet a dog at the bar if I remember correctly! That’s something! (that was the most drunk friendly dog I’ve ever seen.)
I hope that tells you how FUCK UP I was that night… that’s the first dog I touch in the last 9 years or more…
Also did I went inside a gay bar??? And stole somebody else’s drink???
Yes Alfonso,Tambo mentioned that - she said they welcomed you like they did Norm on "Cheers".
Come on, how could I not post that response?
PS. Thank you. You're very sweet.