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Mar 21, 2009 10:20PM
My wife has acquired a large collection of socks from http://www.sockdreams.com/_shop/edit/... I was desperate for a foot-in-mouth gift once upon a time (if you could believe that) so I bought her some nifty socks...(and no alfonso these are not socks you can invaginate with your member) she liked them so much that I damned myself to have to always get her something from them AT RANDOM (equation as follows, every 6 weeks with differential modifiers every 3 cycles where I will either add two or subtract two weeks... And this is what my life has been reduced to, work, quit smoking, and buying my wife stuff at seemingly random intervals.
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Sorry to roll in so late but..
"but somehow millions of Mexicans can stay here and nobody bats an eyelash, so much for following the law."
Really? Because if I remember correctly the way my mom pulled it off WAS by marrying a gringo and making with the babies. That's the problem with those lazy-ass mail order Russian brides they won't put out!
"but somehow millions of Mexicans can stay here and nobody bats an eyelash, so much for following the law."
Really? Because if I remember correctly the way my mom pulled it off WAS by marrying a gringo and making with the babies. That's the problem with those lazy-ass mail order Russian brides they won't put out!
thats the thing she did put out!
I also hate that there were so many people at the gym. On the weekends, I go to the gym late, so I won't have to interact with, you know, other human beings. So why were there so many there today?
I don't see what is so WOW about them, but you are about the trillionth woman to say as such so I will take your(and their) word for it... well there are some very nice sock in there I suppose, But I don't think she would like those.
BunWat wrote: "Also I hate that at least once a week I find fast food trash on my front lawn. "You need this sign:
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/02/13/en...
steve, bless you're mom for finding the gringo and doing what she did...imagine all this pent up hate going to waste,for lack of an organized club to vent it, had she not.Nick - what about the sewing machine, have you done bought that yet?!
no not yet... I'm saving that gem for a time when I really piss her off.
Nick makes a good point. Flowers you can use a pre-emptive strike, but something expensive like the sewing machine; that you save for a rainy damn day.
Hear me Marie! I am man, a true man I protest; not some diluted metro sexual that poses as a man might. I am not in tuned with my feelings and emotions as my female counterparts are. So when I speak out of turn and offend my best chance of mending the sorrows I have caused is through monetary and things material.I speak this.
Nick did you delete my post because I said how sweet you were to your wife? And that went against your macho image?then again, I probably forgot to enter "post".
Lori, I think you posted it over in the Profile Views thread.
*snort*I hate this fog in my brain!
Thanks Dave.
Nick, the fact that you aim to "mend the sorrows [you've:] caused" is evidence that you are not such the bad ass you'd have us believe. I'm pretty sure there was nothing selfish about that post at all. besides, we all know you looooove your wife and you shouldn't be embarrassed by it. It's really refreshing when all other aspects of your persona would indicate that you'd be the type to put down her and make gross generalizations about the horrors of married life and what not.
Remember "evil nick" maybe you could be called "nice nick"
Sarah - this is The Hater's Club, where sometimes our hate spills over onto people, but it's never as serious as it would be anywhere else. Sure, it can start with a kernel of truth. But this is where we feel free to go off on things that bug us. Obviously, something I said bugged Marie too, so I took a look at it, recognized it, and then realized something she said bugged me too. There's an element of truth there, but can't go looking for malice where really we are just being forthright and also trying to be funny too. Um. Actually, now that I think of it, maybe I'm the one taking your last post too seriously and you are also ragging on Marie in true THC fashion?! So I'm the idiot? Again??
Marie! I am!And I make statements of the "generalizations" variety because generally they are true and thus just.
Of course there are exceptions to the generalizations, you charge me making, every once and while some bright shinning star emerges and does something profound. Where we differ is you believe this "aura" is inside of any and all. I disagree, if that were the case the world would not be as it is. Reality is on my side Marie. And I assert I am still, have been, and always will remain an utter asshole no matter what I may buy for those that I like. Sooner or later they will grow tiered of my abrasive ways and leave. All of this I am sure of.
Kristina wrote: "I had a coke/smoke infusion and came back inside thinking, perhaps I will try some Smartwool and cereal milk tomorrow... now I'm thinking just Smartwool. "
Did you smoke at your parents' house, Kristina?!
Did you smoke at your parents' house, Kristina?!
She's "deleted member" now. Took all her posts and ran. Beyotch!Thank you very very much for linking that song. I love it. Until I think about it seriously and consider the social implications. But on the surface, I LOVE IT!
how does one become "deleted member"?
Why are you asking? Are you interested in deleting your membership to GoodReads?
absolutely not!I can't even THINK of such a thing. This is my new favorite hiding place and I wouldn't know what to do without it!
Ok, I'll tell you then. As long as you're not leaving.1. Hover over "hi Gretchen"
2. Click on "my account"
3. Scroll all the way down to the bottom, where you will see, on the right hand side, "delete profile" (or something like that.) Click.
4. Choose to leave all your comments when you go: That will keep your posts, but you'll be "deleted member"
Sarah (not Montambo) must've deleted her profile AND deleted her comments. grumble grumble grumble!
I sensed that someone was talking about me. My mistake.
so that means she didn't just leave THC she left GR altogether??
Nah, you're another breed of smartass altogether.
Sarah, the other Sarah reeeeeaally didn't like me. She even messaged my inbox. It went something along these lines:"you judgmental bitch blah, blah, blah, blah, allergies, blah, blah, blah yadda,fuck yadda, my mom, blah,fucking blah, yadda, most 20 year olds, blah,fucking blah, you probably, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, fucking, blah, blah, bitch, and so on and so on"
"you judgmental bitch blah, blah, blah, blah, allergies, blah, blah, blah yadda,fuck yadda, my mom, blah,fucking blah, yadda, most 20 year olds, blah,fucking blah, you probably, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, fucking, blah, blah, bitch, and so on and so on" Why doesn't anybody ever send me messages like that? I could have so much fun with that.
It was pretty scary actually. Marie didn't even say anything all that bad that I could tell. She said she had Asperger Syndrome so I guess maybe that explains a bit. Hey Sarah, another thing Tyra Banks couldn't pronounce!
she said she has Asperger Syndrome?! oops. I didn't catch that, it must have been sandwiched in between her other blah, blah, blahs. now i feel kind of bad...kind of.
Rusty - that's NOTHING. My all rime record is a 5 page e-mail/hate message. Now that was something.
You didn't miss it Marie.She mentioned it in another group. Not here.
oh. geesh! feel free to message me next time I'm insulting someone with a disability. I mean feel free to not to as well, either way. but if it makes you guys uncomfortable I really can back off if need be.
So do you make fun of the mentally disabled at your school as well?
WFT marie do you have your period? You barely said anything and she completely freaked out an deleted herself. It was clearly just a matter of time. You didn't even insult her!
Don't stress Marie, Sarah'll get over it, it's effortless - click, delete then forget, hell create a new account altogether. Life online is easy.Besides this is haters group... You spread hate, you'll get a little something coming your way as well, right?
ahhh, thanks you guys. I've never felt so supported in my pursuit of hatred. I think I'm getting vaclempt (and by "vaclempt" i mean that word that Mike Myers used to use on Sat. night live in that skit where he was a fat woman with glasses).
WTF??? i just woke up... can somebody resume wtf happened here in the lat 40 mins?
a bunch of people said some stuff and then some other people said some stuff and then Gretchen confused WTF for WFT. good times all around Alfonso sorry you were such a lazy bastard that you missed it all.oh and Nick accused me of making fun kids. not nice Nick, not nice.
Psst! It was Dave, Marie!
Also, Marie, do you want to go to lunch? I am going to take a nap, but then later.
Also, Marie, do you want to go to lunch? I am going to take a nap, but then later.
I do! I want to take a nap and then go to lunch! But NOOOOOOOOOO! I have to work. I hate the man.
Remember when 6 hours and 22 minutes was a loooong time for there to be no posts in this group?
I do. I remember. My job is really pissing me off right now.
