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Nov 01, 2017 11:19AM
Do you always believe everything you read?
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Wouldn't it be better to listen to podcasts?
If that's so, why did everyone always tell me to listen to my mother?
My mother? You want me to tell you about my mother?
Why would we want to abandon a subject so rife with intrigue as Tom's mother?
Does she know Tom is talking about her behind her back?
She just wants to know if we put the egg-pod thingie inside the van with the candy and puppies, will Michael look inside both?
I think we we need to vote on this matter. Who thinks there is candy and puppies in the van???...and who thinks I should look inside the van?
Does anyone else think that ...maybe, just maybe...Tom was hatched from one of those egg-pod thingies?....Not saying he is an alien or anything extra terrestrial...but he does have a long face...and that acid dripping from his mouth is a bit of a giveaway.
Have you been watching Stranger Things?
I swear this was just taken inside the van, now will you look?
Is that what you call a Halloween costume on your planet?...Tom...if that's your real name...
Michael, will you please go look inside the van and make peace with Tom? Isn't that the cutest thingie you ever saw?
Isnt that just what Tom (if that's his real name) wants us to do? look inside the van?...so he can conduct his experiments....or whatever aliens do...not saying that Tom is an alien...but he is green...and has these weird tentacles that look similar to arms.
Then why don't we ask him? So, Tom, is that your real name?
Is your real name cthulhu and how do you pronounce that?
Isnt it just how it sounds?...that...[th at; unstressed th uh t]
Don't you know fast food is bad for you?
How can something that tastes so good be bad for you?
Would you like to invest in my Brussels Sprouts R Us restaurant franchise?
I love Brussel Sprouts...Do you cook them with bacon and garlic?...where do I get more information on this wonderful franchise?
Would anyone care to invest in my wonderful franchise where you order Beano to counteract the Brussel Sprouts R Us?
Yes! Can you send me ALL your banking details so I can make a
Are you the King of Nigeria, Tom? (if that's your real name)
Why, Michael? Hasn't Tom already said it's his real name, even if he is from Nigeria?
Can I be the great and powerful, wonderful wizard of Oz instead?
What would you give the scarecrow and the tin man if you were? And on second thought - has anyone seen the movie with Michael Jackson as scarecrow?
I think the more important question is: Who hasn't seen The Wiz?
If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was the Wizard of Oz is one becauseBecause, because, because, because, because?
Because it said so on the credits maybe?
It's not because of the wonderful things he does?
When the movie was in black and white, was the road still made of yellow bricks?
Haven't you been reading? They got Toto. Who's going to the castle with me to rescue him?
That depends: have you blessed the rains down in Africa?
Now we know for sure Tom is an alien. How else could his finger be so big to put a whole rhino on it?
Is the rhino small, or is the finger big?
Am I the only one freaked out about this?
Nobody has heard of NaNoWriMo so you can bask in the glory of the pun?
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