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[Michael]

Sounds weird...are you sure you don't live on planet Earth?

[Groovy]

And would you tell us your real name so Michael can move on?

[Logan]

Does anyone have the cure for the common cough?

[C.J.]

Doesn't tea have more caffeine?

[Tom]

Wouldn't you rather have a common cough than an original sin?

[Michael]

Why cant we just have coffee and cake?..or whiskey and cigars?...or bread and water?

[Tom]

Do you want cake or death?

[Logan]

Are those my only two options?

[Groovy]

Well, would you rather it just be death?

[Michael]

Who ate the salmon pate?

[Logan]

You mean that wasn't liver?

[Tom]

Is there a pool of livers in Liverpool?

[Michael]

Speaking of livers in pools...did you know Paul McCartney is playing a concert in Melbourne tonight?

[Tom]

Yes, did you buy me a ticket like I asked?

[Adis]

I thought you asked for two tickets, am I wrong?

[Logan]

Why would anyone want to see Paul McCartney when it's Christmastime and there are better, cheaper alternatives?

[Tom]

Of course I asked for two tickets, how could I not?

[Logan]

Wouldn't you rather go and see Adele?

[Logan]

Are you on the otherside?

[Michael]

Hello.....I sent the tickets where you asked me to Tom...I wasn't sure if Australia Post delivered to Galaxy Z9577626 Sector 12 North Pole but I sent them anyway...Hey..North Pole..Are you Santa?

[Tom]

The tickets never arrived Michael, can you please send a full refund to account #8675309 and tell them Jenny sent you?

[Michael]

No worries Tom, Just to let you know, I have established a code to compute all the bank BSB no's in the world and entered a secret formula to tell me the origins of that account. I have now emptied the account of all its money, but , Tom, that isn't your account is it?...Your such a naughty boy, but tell Jenny thanks for the cash.

[R.S.]

Well this conversaiton went off the tracks in a mere 95 pages. Why is that?

[Tom]

Whenever this sort of thing has cropped up before, hasn't it always been due to human error?

[Michael]

How can it be human error when you gave me the account number?..unless....Tom (if that's your real name)...I think Tom hacked it..in the computer room...with a computer... Cluedo, game over..winner winner chicken dinner

[Annette]

Could I have a cup of tea, please?

[D.B.]

After following this convoluted thread, maybe something stronger?

[Logan]

Where does the line form for the bar?

[Tom]

After three fifths of Jack Daniels and a pint of absinthe, do you know what I figured out about this thread?

[Michael]

I will put my 2 cents worth in...I think you love it...Why...because we are all bloody ripper blokes and chicks....with great sense's of humour, great wit and even greater ability to add some bright sunshine to everyones day...am I right Tom?

[Tom]

Have you ever been wrong? ;-)

[ka.ya]

Is that sarcasm?

[Michael]

Is that how I am perceived?

[Logan]

so did the bar just disappear?

[C.J.]

Bar? Drink, anyone?

[Logan]

Can you make me a Bourbon and Branch?

[C.J.]

Anyone else coming to the party?

[Logan]

Aren't you coming??

[D.B.]

Perhaps someone allergic to alcohol?

[Tom]

Who was is that said alcohol is a food, a drug, and a poison?

[Kathy]

Does club soda count as a social drink?

[Michael]

Ha...how can any drink be a social drink with no alcohol?....or is it just me that would like it with everything?

[Michael]

What else can we be obsessed with?

[J.N.]

Aren't there plenty of other vices to choose from that are less commonplace, and thus, more eccentric?

[Logan]

Do you mean like the desire to read good books?

[Michael]

Do they all have to be good books?...as I have read some ordinary ones before.

[Tom]

Perhaps, but isn't the inner life that books inspire a place where you can run free in your own virtual reality?

[Michael]

Does anyone else hear voices in their heads?

[J.N.]

Would it be considered "weird" if I could hear the voices in YOUR head?

[Michael]

Can You?