I hate that I don’t know how the Alison & Seth situation is going!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dude wtf! I wanna know what’s going on!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

My guess is a lot of awkward glances across the office...


That and dry humping office furniture.

[Reads with Scotch]

Well I guess it is good that you have her cell phone number then... you should probably call her before she gets a new phone.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dude seriously wtf is wrong with you? What you expect her to send you a writing invitation or something? Call the… I was going to say bitch but I aint cuz I don’t want you to punch me! Call that woman and ask her what’s good! that you haven’t seen her in a while and you’ll love to catch up over a cup of coffee!!! It aint that complicated!

[Rusty]

Wasn't the presentation of her phone number pretty much a written invitation in itself?

[[deleted user]]

Oh Seth. Forgive us. We just want you to have a brown-eyed girl.

[Rusty]

Wait, I correctly interpreted the actions of a female? This is a red letter day (whatever that means, the red letter didn't really seem like a good thing for that chick in that book, but anyway..), my friends.

[The Crimson Fucker]

You know what you right!!! It was a written invitation!!! For the love of (insert whatever deity you believe in here) call the woman!!! This is what you say when you call:

Seth: Hi Alison, how you been?
Alison: oh hi Seth, everything is great bla blab la bla
Then you repeat the last sentence that she said in a question form… like if you were interested in whatever the hell she is saying…. Then you say something like:
Seth: I haven’t seen you in a while, you wanna get together for a cup of coffee ?

I know what you thinking you need something more elaborated something with flavor… but trust me dude you want to keep it simple!

[[deleted user]]

Red-Letter Day (from the Scholastic Dictionary of Idioms): an especially happy or significant day

Origin: In medieval times, religious festivals, holidays and saints' days were printed in red ink on church calenders (the other days were printed in black). The "red-letter days" were the really special ones. Many contemporary calenders still print the dates of holidays in red.

I just love looking stuff up.

[Amanda]

Oh, yes! I've seen red calendar days. Cool!


Alfonso, there's one problem with your script: What if she doesn't say "blah blah blah"? What if she just says, "Oh, hi Seth. Everything is great" without elaborating? My guess is that she'll be taken by surprise that Seth called (good surprise).

[Rusty]

I just love looking stuff up.

That's good, because I'm feeling lazy. If you're not too busy, Tambocita, could you please find some footage of a crocodile and a shark fighting? Not simulations or robots, but the real thing. If you can find that, youre' a better searcher than I. I've been trying for years.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ermmm…I know you going to hate me for this Amy… but she a woman trust me she’ll do the blab bla thing....

[Donitello]

HA!!

[Donitello]

And Rusty, is it even possible that a shark and a crocodile could fight? Don't they swim in completely different waters?

[[deleted user]]

Last night I had a cigarette, Haters. It was so nice.

I said, "I need a cigarette so I can stop talking for one second!"

I'm a bit of a blabla-er.

[Rusty]

Oh Doni, how little you know about the fighting habits of crocodiles/sharks. There are crocs in the Nile - the Nile flows to the ocean. There are fresh water sharks. Also, with tsunamis and such, sharks at times find their way into lakes, ponds, etc. I've heard of it happening, just no footage yet.

Even if it weren't possible, why would you crush me dreams like that? Oh yeah, now I remember where I am. Good try.

[The Crimson Fucker]

That’s why I was looking for caiman vs shark… and I found nothing =( well I did found some creepy porn