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Reads with Scotch A brief synopsis of my non-bug related plan on world domination.

1) Do a cold boot of the global economy. The international banking system collapses, wide spread global poverty ensues. Setting the atmosphere for war. War has always been and economic boom (for the side prepared for it)
2) Control of resources becomes a nation’s life support.

So recognizing the threat what is our course of action?


(1)With the nationalization of the domestic banking system, and the collapse of the international banking system, the government sets the value of everything. It no longer matters if the dollar is worthless or not, because all currency is now worthless. Emergency legislation broadens the definition of inciting a riot or decent, effectively abolishing free speech and the right to speak against the government powers to be. Those that do not turn a blind eye are incarcerated or silenced permanently. With the media in the bag, and everything under the control of a focused agenda hostile actions can accelerate over seas.

Resources are collected domestically and from abroad and directed into the galactic colonization project. Space elevators, high altitude launch platform, low orbit space stations, High orbit zero gravity vacuum construction stations, moon bases to acclimate human workers to low gravity high oxygen environments, massive long term colonization ships are constructed and manned.

At this point any remaining opposition on the surface can be eliminated with non nuclear weapons of mass destruction. (Massive kinetic rods launched from space with pin point accuracy.) Thus leaving an open playing field to collect whatever we need with out the fuss of asking for it.

With the whole planet and surviving populist working toward one goal advancement will be a snap. Entire countries will devote their human resources to their piece of the puzzle. Within 10 years of end war we will be spreading across the galaxy. One mind one people, finally getting along (or dying)



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude I see you’ve learn from me… stealing my fucking up the economy maneuver… one thing tho how are you planning on dealing with the Chinese??? Cuz so far all I got is slowly taking control over china first…


message 3: by Dave (last edited Feb 20, 2009 09:37PM) (new)

Dave Russell Is that a plan for world domination or the beginning of a James Cameron movie?


message 4: by Reads with Scotch (last edited Mar 13, 2009 06:57AM) (new)

Reads with Scotch kinetic drivers Fooz launched from space. A 2 ton kinetic rod at velocity is a pretty destructive force. No missile defense can counter it be cause it is point of aim point of impact weapon moving faster then interceptor missiles. Lasers wouldn't have any effect because it is solid composite, by the time a laser (assuming the Chinese have a weapons grade laser) begins to degrade the rod it is already impacting the target. The use of kinetic rod in a grid saturation manner would render Asia impotent.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok… I see your point… but you think you going to put that in orbit without resistance?? Dude first you take over… that’s why I’m planning on taking the Chinese first!



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smetchie | 5729 comments Holy Hell! I'm in EASTERN time zone here for the love. I just stumbled in, thought I might find something to giggle at before bed and I find this?!


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The Nerds Club.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ahhh bunny you touching a really important subject here… the image of an megalomaniac supreme ruler! I’m going with bright beautiful colors same thing with my outfit…


message 10: by Tom (last edited Feb 21, 2009 04:39AM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Black with blood red trim and lighting is traditional for the sinister lair, is it not?

Do you have a right-handed lair as well?


Reads with Scotch I'm not really too concerned with China.

If were talking colour of lairs then I am going to have to go with fuschia.


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Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Isn't fuschia one of those sissified colors, like teal or magenta or chartreuse? No, please don't tell me what color fuschia is in real color terms...i don't need to know.


Reads with Scotch I think it is purple... the bad guy in Death to Smoochy called him a fuchsia fuck... I just thought a little miss-direction would be good if one were planning on taking over the world, who feels threatened by purple?


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Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Dammit, i said i didn't need to know.


Reads with Scotch you needed to know Tom, we all need to know.


message 16: by smetchie (last edited Feb 22, 2009 07:24AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments BunWat,
fancynancy
Fancy Nancy agrees with Nick. She says: "My favorite color is fuschia. That's a fancy way of saying purple."




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Maybe it represents both parts of the flower!




Reads with Scotch For the record I don't care either way. On the scale of importance it is right up there with my concern about burnt sienna, I just don't care. Like I said I just recalled a line from a movie and thought "Hey that would be an off colour for an evil lair!"


Reads with Scotch looks purple to me



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Kinda purpley, kinda pinky.


Reads with Scotch hmm maybe it's fuchsia! :)


Reads with Scotch do you like my use of the UK "colour" instead of color?


I'm so cultured.


Reads with Scotch True story... I still don't think I will be buying a fuchsia Jeep any time soon.


Reads with Scotch Maybe I'll paint my shop fuchsia, something to offset the neutral colors of matte green olive drab and saw dust.

Hmmm maybe I'll paint "Bad Neighbor II" fuchsia...

:: A dazed man stumbles up to Peters gate...::

Peter looks at this sad disheveled looking man and asks "How they hanging my man? What happened to your head?"

Mutilated head guy "Er, well... I was in my shed cooking meth, er.. I mean fixing my lawn mower, when I saw this vibrant purple streak off in the distance. The next thing I knew, there was a large rock resting on my head."

With an understanding look Peter replies " Ahh you live near him don't you? You're the third one this year."




Reads with Scotch I could be a real dick and paint a peace symbol on it.


peace maker that is.


Reads with Scotch one neighbor at a time


message 27: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell So which came first, the color fuchsia or the flower fuchsia, and what rhymes with orange?


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