This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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Thanks Sex! And here I thought I would have to actually read all the threads I missed!/It's on the internet so it's all true!
Here's what I've learned:The Kindle is stupid and the Kindle 2 is stupider.
Alfonso is the funniest person alive.
Sandy is a "bit touchy".
David doesn't really get it.
Nick will put a sick/twisted/sexual slant on anything you say.
Winter fucking sucks.
Smoking is cool.
Woo-hoo! I like your list, Gretchen.
I've learned that Alfonso is still getting busy in his nappy afro and that you can't use the world "adult" without people getting all pervy and that Bunny once put a large-bosomed avatar up (and JLE was all up in that cleavage asap!).
I've learned that Alfonso is still getting busy in his nappy afro and that you can't use the world "adult" without people getting all pervy and that Bunny once put a large-bosomed avatar up (and JLE was all up in that cleavage asap!).
oh, a digest! Is it going to be a weekly thing now?PS. It's Kasia. Not wrong this time, I'm sure. Mind your spelling... Though Kisia sounds sweet.
Is this the Kasia that spelled my name wrong the other day? just checking.
Marie wrote: "Is this the Kasia that spelled my name wrong the other day? just checking."
gosh, I did? sorry
not a big thing. I've been known to misspell my own name...frequently.just thought you might not want to reprimand nick until all your ducks in a row.
then again my ducks are never in a row and I reprimand on a regular basis.
CAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIGHT! My money's on Marie, because:1. I imagine she fights dirty
2. You know if it looks like she's losing, Tambo will jump in.
Regardless, somebody's getting their face scratched.
did anybody said cat fight???? dont forget about that they may be a chance to see a boob if they break their clothes in the heat of the fight!!! i got $20 on marie!
I knew that would draw you out, my friend.
nay is just that my office expired and i dont have spell check... so give me a few seconds while i "buy" one and i'll be back to post =)
Look at you two cranking up the fire. How about... I sit this one out, and instead we'll see some Rusty vs Alfonso action?
That's an awful idea. Now listen, Kasia; if you have long hair I would recommend getting it cut, because that's the first thing Marie's going to grab for.
I'll bet you 50 zlotys that someone gets hit in the head with a cupcake!
No way I'm cutting my hair. I can deal with grabbers if I have to. And Złoty is plummeting right now, at least against Euro, so you better hurry up with those bets.
Guahahah ok I just bought me a new MS office =). Yay!Ok 1 no dude fighting on THC here we hate the game not the players and beside’s I’m pretty sure that if I were to fight rusty the fight will be pretty damn sure (I’ll kick his ass Penetrator style in like 10 secs) Gretcher if the cupcake shuriken reference is for me you must know that I first throw the sharp objects… the cupcakes are a last resort weapon…
Alfonso, you will never, never, ever mention me and the word penetrator in the same sentence again. Secondly, you are delusional – I’ve seen you, and I’ve seen me; you would be unconscious before you could finish blathering about how you learned your best fighting moves from watching Pokemon cartoons. Now, back to the issue at hand. Kasia, the reason we’re not hearing anything from Marie is because she’s sneaking up behind you, and at this point it’s impossible for you to avoid serious injury.
I am going to sit here and patiently wait until I see some "penetrator" style fighting between you boys. (man I knew I liked it here but I had no idea it was going to be like THIS!)
And shit I forgot to add what’ I’ve learn this week!!! Damn it! here:1.If it looks funky, smells funky and taste kind of funky… FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS H. CHRIST DON’T IT… I’ve learned this the hard away….
2.do not sit on the suspiciously empty passenger sit on pack bus… it got vomit underneath ! EWWW
3.Seth likes to role play with noisy female demons…
4.tambo hate cars inside The Paper’s head…
5.that Getting Rich while jerking off shit is a fiasco!!! It is impossible to switch from imaginary hot chicks to money!!!
6. tambo is into some creepy cosplay shit… where they reenact Hitler greatest poses or something like that… I don’t know!
7. rusty think I’m delusional… what he don’t know is that I fight really really dirty! I mean dude if I get a chance I’ll bite your balls off!
Rusty wrote: "...Now, back to the issue at hand. Kasia, the reason we’re not hearing anything from Marie is because she’s sneaking up behind you, and at this point it’s impossible for you to avoid serious injury. "
Injury is a big no no. Cannot have that. Uh... I'd better dig out some garlic and wooden stakes.
A). I need to stay on top of these threads more - I don't get 90% of what you guys are talking about! This damn job keeps getting in the way.B).Come on guys, I'm a lover not a fighter. The only time I fight it's to win people over, like the time I wrestled my friends girlfriend to get back in her good graces after insulting her (unintentionally).
That is sooooooooooo Marie. She's so sweet and disarming, then when you're completely at ease, there's her hand, squeezing your larynx.I've seen it a thousand times.
Why has nobody questioned why Fooz would have a "chance" to bite Rusty's balls off. Duder do you walk around with the DNA factory swinging in the wind?
And I thought this was suppose to be a cat fight, so I read on and what do I get? Fooz begging for a san fran moment with rusty. Buzz kill.
cat fight/dog fight it's all the same.
No Marie it is not all the same. A cat fight implies beautiful women frolicking around with their woman parts swaying and bouncing. tossed hair, smudged lipstick type stuff, part of the draw is the disheveled appearance of something normally prim and proper. A guy fight is much more mundane, guys already look disheveled and sloppy. plus straight gay man woman nobody wants to see cock n' balls flopping about it just isn't right.
Hey Pornland isn't as great a place as one might think...and when there is a brawl... gewww.
The only physical fight I've ever gotten into with a girl was with a severely obese woman who thought I was trying to stand in her boyfriend's spot at a concert. She shoved me, I shoved her back. Then she punched me in the face and I hit the floor.
Not erotic.
Not erotic.
I thought this was the digest thread, dammit. I don't want to read the whole thing. Why is Alfonso gnawing on Rusty's balls again, and who is doing the penetrating?
You laying on the floor out cold... sounds like the start of a good evening }:-p not just kidding bad thoughts. Time for spankings and oral sex.
Holy Hell!
Was it blessed by O'Malley? does it resemble swiss cheese?>
Father O'Malley would never bless Hell.
Why not, he is going to be spending a lot of time there.nice edit.
Hey, I just talked to Steve and he said that he has NOT received your beer, Nick. FYI.
It's really sad to think of delicious beer being lost.
It's really sad to think of delicious beer being lost.
Nick, I tried to keep the cat fight theme going, but Alfonso kept trying to flirt with me. Not surprising, just annoying.
Rusty: Yes I agree, Bad bad fooz.Montambo: Tell Mumbles I'm sorry. I meant to respond two days ago, we got the package back. Marked undeliverable... so I will find out what happened, maybe a wrong address or something, but it will be corrected a bet is a bet.
Oh, Mumbles is fine. I just didn't want to be wrong when I vouched for him. I hate being wrong (like you were when you said that McCain was going to take it).
That was a fluke and I totally miscalculated how many dumb asses were going to vote in that election. But unlike my counter countrymen, I pay my debts. Paid for in bills signed on the dotted line , the tank is filled.
Montambo wrote: "...Not erotic"I call Wolfram's rule 34.
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Montambo is related to Hitler, and she is “slightly” more attractive then said dictator, but just as feisty.
Seth and Fooz, plan on starting up an adult “sex stuff” role play thread; all haters are invited to lurk in the back ground and snicker.
Kisia is a polish Nazi that likes to inform everyone what they should be doing and why… even though she is always wrong.
Gretchen, (my favorite hater) used to be cool but then she quit smoking; and forced her husband to follow suit with threats of a Bobbet scenario if he doesn’t play ball. So cruel!
Donna and Tom enjoy studying brick walls… Also Donna is skilled in wielding an axe; give her one “KILL!” That is a good hater skill to have.
Marie and Montambo are finally coming out of the closet with their co-worker love triangle. And Montambo has admitted that Maries ass is hawt!
Marie like when I make her groan.
Tom thinks Natalie Portman is hungry, but we both agree Selma is not.
A tan is fine, but baked crispy with plastic hair is just wrong!
The Kindle is stupid.