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I hate so much shit right now that I don’t know where to start….

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments 1. I mother fucking valentine’s day!!! I fucking hate it!!! every year since 2002 bad shit happens to me!!! Is like a fucking curse!!! The Sairubi curse!!! (fucking bitch I hate you!) today I worked at night which I thought it was weird cuz I usually work on the day time today or I’m off!!! And I got confuse with the days, my aunt has a fucking valentine’s party and guess who “volunteered” to make the fucking heart shaped chocolate with chocolate frosting cupcakes?? If you guess Alfonso you are right!!! Well I thought today was yesterday but as usual fucking father time (AKA Chronos) fucked with me and today is not yesterday but today!!! Mother fuck I realize that when I was checking my fucking schedule and I’m like god damn it, fuck, fuck, shit!! Yo eddy I need to run to the store so I can buy some stupid shit when I get home at 2 am even tho I work in the day time tomorrow!!! I run to the store pick up the fucking red crystals and a new pastry sleeve (the last one got fuck up while stuffing some cupcakes a few months ago) and when I get to the register I go to look for my credit card and BANG! I left it in my light jacket back at my store!!! Omfg I apologize to the cashier and explained her that I’m a fucking retard with a valentine’s day curse!! I asked her to hold it while I run back for my credit card, I run like a maniac get the card run back to the store and surprise!!! She send everything back cuz she didn’t know if I was coming back!!! I’m at this point really damn close to lose it and call her a stupid bitch… but I choose not to cuz to be honest the retard in this situation was me so I pick all the shit up again pay and run back to my store just to find out that we having a fucking crazy rush… (that was fun!!)

2. I get home and now I realize that I have to make clandestine cupcakes!!! There is people sleeping in this house and therefore I need to be really quiet!!! I just finish the mother fucking first batch and I’m waiting for them to be done cuz of course I don’t have enough cupcakes pans to hold all the fucking shit that I’m doing!!!! My fucking life sucks!!! I’m backing cupcakes for Christ sake not crystal meth!!!!

3. I just read Mr. Greg’s post and realize that I couldn’t have made some money this afternoon if instead of thinking of an old love interest I would have think of a few grants!!! God damn it!!! and now is too late!! Fuck!!!!!!!

4. I hate that I work in a few hours and here I am writing this stupid shit instead of having my usual nightmares!!! Me cago conyo en el anyo nuevo!!!!



message 2: by Lori (new)

Lori Oh Alphonso, you had a terrible, no good, awful day.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Bah, trust me I had worse… anyway I’m done with the cupcakes they fucking delicious but they don’t have heart shaped frosting on top =( I don’t know who took my heart shaped cookie cutter but I hope that person gets gonorrhea =).


message 4: by Lori (new)

Lori Well that's an apt Valentine's Day wish!


message 5: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) maybe this is something called payback for cruelties inflicted to someone who has only ever been nice to you....


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Paper, mi amor, I’m not being cruel to you!!! I’m treating you how I treat all my friends… I gave you the truth!! What else can you ask for???


Jackie "the Librarian" Alfonso, I love that you're swearing over making cupcakes. It's so cute!

Oh, wait, no, wrong group. I hate that. SO not appropriate. And I hate that I'm not getting a cupcake.


message 8: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I was hating Valentines day until now. Now I love it because of that rant. That made my day. I LOVE your Valentines Day Curse. I hope it never lifts.


message 9: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) i dunno, fonso, im a big fan of unconditional love. but its true - im wayyyy funnier than greg. he just writes better reviews.


message 10: by Greg (new)

Greg That's probably true, Karen is funnier than I am. I can't say I hate that I'm not getting any of Alfonso's cupcakes though because I'm getting to eat an Alfonso made dessert tonight, which looks delicious.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Guaahahah unconditional love and alfonso in the same sentence!!!! GUAHAHAHAHA now that’s funny! I gotta give it to you is pretty damn funny =P, in the other hand Mr. Greg imagine that peanut butter banana chocolate brownie with a peanut butter filling or a chocolate one in the middle… that’s how it would have been made if I didn’t follow the Paper’s instruction!! If I would have taken notes instead of a drawing !!!! she ruin it!!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Should I have known better (than wake up this morning)? why does the universe hates me??? I’m going to repeat myself here… I FUCKING HATE VALETINE’S DAY!!!! A few days ago my aunt asked my cousin to get her a fax machine… (AND NO, I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE WANTS A FUCKING FAX MACHINE IN 2009) anyway my cousin being the beast that she is bought the biggest, meaner looking fax machine ever!!! It does everything it scans, it fax, it connects to your cell phone, shreds paper and a bunch of crap that I’m not interested in nor need… anyway my aunt realize that we didn’t need that monstrosity, and last night asked me (while I was drunk) if I could help her carry it back to the store to change it… and I said sure, no problem (all I wanted was go back to that 12 pack of liquid heaven that was awaiting me in the refrigerator) anyway she wakes me up this morning with a nice “are we going to get there to day or you perhaps need some more time to rest” I smiled cuz I was having this nice dream where I was face fucking Sasha Gray… and said nay, I’m good let me take a shower and off we go… before I left I go to check my email… and what do I find laying on my laptop??? Well my valentine’s present… which consist of a fucking heart shaped box with a mother fucking frog on it!!!! saying something about jumping!! In French!!!!! For those of you that don’t know me 1. I have a pathological fear of frogs (not fucking funny!). 2. I hate the French!!! Anyway I throwed a towel on top of the freaking box grab it and hid it cuz I’ll be damn if I was gonna let whoever the hell left that diabolical present in my computer see me freak out!!! anyway I get ready and grab the monstrosity in our way out to the store and my aunt ask me if I saw my present I smiled and thank her for such a beautiful present, so 30 minutes later when we get off the bus and start walking I’m following her cuz I have no idea where this store is at… and she tells me that I don’t need to walk slow that I can go ahead and wait for her in the store (I guess she saw my arms trembling over the weigh of the fucking monstrosity, and like sure, but I don’t know where the store is located… she gave me the look (you know that one where people look at you like you dumb but they don’t say it) and proceeds to give the directions to the store I’m like cool I’ll wait for you there… after a few blocks walk I get to the mall where the store is at… and a few minutes later she arrives and says I have bad news (I started laughing cuz I know where this was going) and I’m like shoot and she tells me 1. The Circuit City in this mall closed months ago. And 2. Even if we were to find another store I left the receipt at home… now that was the part where I start cracking up… I mean I’m laughing like there is no tomorrow cuz well there I am in a mall (I hate malls) holding the monstrosity knowing that I now need to go back home and drop the fucking piece of shit here so I can go to work!!!! God HOW I FUCKING HATE VALETINE’S DAY!!!


message 13: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) hahahahahha im sorry fonso..... i know that you do not give frogs to you for presents, even when you mean well.....


Reads with Scotch heh!


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