Robert Rankin Books

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The Antipope The Antipope (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 5,402 ratings — published 1981
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Knees Up Mother Earth (Brentford Trilogy) Knees Up Mother Earth (Brentford Trilogy)
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avg rating 3.92 — 870 ratings — published 2004
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The Da Da De Da Da Code The Da Da De Da Da Code (Hardcover)
by (shelved 18 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.60 — 866 ratings — published 2007
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The Brightonomicon (Brentford, #8) The Brightonomicon (Brentford, #8)
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avg rating 3.78 — 1,209 ratings — published 2005
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The Witches of Chiswick The Witches of Chiswick (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.77 — 2,038 ratings — published 2003
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre The Brentford Chainstore Massacre (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.96 — 1,570 ratings — published 1997
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.76 — 8,342 ratings — published 2002
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The Sprouts of Wrath The Sprouts of Wrath (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 2,100 ratings — published 1988
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The Brentford Triangle The Brentford Triangle (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 4,014 ratings — published 1982
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They Came and Ate Us: Armageddon II: The B-Movie They Came and Ate Us: Armageddon II: The B-Movie (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.89 — 1,434 ratings — published 1991
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The Toyminator The Toyminator (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.82 — 1,875 ratings — published 2006
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster Nostradamus Ate My Hamster (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 1,252 ratings — published 1996
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Armageddon: The Musical Armageddon: The Musical (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.72 — 3,535 ratings — published 1990
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A Dog Called Demolition A Dog Called Demolition (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.71 — 875 ratings — published 1996
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Sprout Mask Replica Sprout Mask Replica (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 855 ratings — published 1997
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.83 — 1,222 ratings — published 1999
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East of Ealing East of Ealing (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 2,421 ratings — published 1984
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The Book of Ultimate Truths (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #1) The Book of Ultimate Truths (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #1)
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avg rating 3.80 — 1,889 ratings — published 1993
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Waiting for Godalming Waiting for Godalming (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.74 — 719 ratings — published 2000
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Raiders of the Lost Carpark (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #2) Raiders of the Lost Carpark (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #2)
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avg rating 3.87 — 1,066 ratings — published 1994
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The Suburban Book of the Dead: Armageddon III: The Remake The Suburban Book of the Dead: Armageddon III: The Remake (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.95 — 893 ratings — published 1992
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The Greatest Show on Earth The Greatest Show on Earth (Paperback)
by (shelved 15 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.79 — 828 ratings — published 1993
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.79 — 880 ratings — published 1998
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Web Site Story Web Site Story (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.70 — 811 ratings — published 2001
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Snuff Fiction Snuff Fiction (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.80 — 1,112 ratings — published 1999
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The Fandom of the Operator The Fandom of the Operator (Paperback)
by (shelved 14 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.74 — 904 ratings — published 2001
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The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #1) The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #1)
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avg rating 3.61 — 719 ratings — published 2010
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Necrophenia Necrophenia (Paperback)
by (shelved 13 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.56 — 537 ratings — published 2008
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Apocalypso. Apocalypso. (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.69 — 752 ratings — published 1998
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #3) The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived (The Cornelius Murphy Trilogy, #3)
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avg rating 3.88 — 775 ratings — published 1995
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Retromancer Retromancer (Hardcover)
by (shelved 12 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.75 — 687 ratings — published 2009
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The Garden of Unearthly Delights The Garden of Unearthly Delights (Paperback)
by (shelved 11 times as robert-rankin)
avg rating 3.76 — 854 ratings — published 1995
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The Mechanical Messiah and Other Marvels of the Modern Age (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #2) The Mechanical Messiah and Other Marvels of the Modern Age (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #2)
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avg rating 3.97 — 373 ratings — published 2011
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The Chickens of Atlantis and Other Fowl and Filthy Fiends The Chickens of Atlantis and Other Fowl and Filthy Fiends (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.79 — 197 ratings — published 2013
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The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #3) The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds (Japanese Devil Fish Girl #3)
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avg rating 3.94 — 248 ratings — published 2012
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The Abominable Showman The Abominable Showman (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.19 — 166 ratings — published 2014
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The Lord of the Ring Roads (The Final Brentford Trilogy #1) The Lord of the Ring Roads (The Final Brentford Trilogy #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 375 ratings — published 2017
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Alice on Mars Alice on Mars (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.10 — 77 ratings — published 2013
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The Chronicles of Banarnia (The Brentford Trilogy Book 11) The Chronicles of Banarnia (The Brentford Trilogy Book 11)
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avg rating 4.35 — 241 ratings — published
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Empires Empires (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.47 — 17 ratings — published 2012
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Normanghast Normanghast (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.44 — 27 ratings — published
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I Robert I Robert (Unknown Binding)
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avg rating 4.71 — 89 ratings — published
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The Kiwi Chronicles The Kiwi Chronicles (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.00 — 1 rating — published 2014
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The Divine Commodore The Divine Commodore (Unknown Binding)
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avg rating 4.36 — 33 ratings — published
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Website Story by Robert Rankin (2001-04-02) Website Story by Robert Rankin (2001-04-02)
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avg rating 4.40 — 5 ratings — published
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The Book With No Words The Book With No Words (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.00 — 5 ratings — published
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The Bumper Book of Ficts The Bumper Book of Ficts (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.00 — 5 ratings — published 2010
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Tertiary Phase The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Tertiary Phase (Audio CD)
by (shelved 1 time as robert-rankin)
avg rating 4.35 — 1,118 ratings — published 2004
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Eddie Bear, Private Detective (Eddie Bear #1-2) Eddie Bear, Private Detective (Eddie Bear #1-2)
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avg rating 3.91 — 92 ratings — published 2006
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Florida Roadkill (Serge Storms, #1) Florida Roadkill (Serge Storms, #1)
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avg rating 3.66 — 10,639 ratings — published 1999
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Robert Rankin
“Probably one of those sinister organisations that lurked behind the mask of amusing acronym, such as BUM, for example - the Bermondsey Union of Minstrels. Or WILLY, the Whitechapel Institution for Long-Legged Yodellers. It could be any one of a hundred such evil cabals. With the notable exception of the Meritorious Union For Friendship, Decency, Individualism, Virtue and Educational Resources, who were above reproach.”
Robert Rankin, The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds

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