Funny Dialogue Books

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Mr. Spencer (Mr. Series, #2) Mr. Spencer (Mr. Series, #2)
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avg rating 4.23 — 51,089 ratings — published 2019
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Dirty Headlines Dirty Headlines (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.05 — 48,954 ratings — published 2018
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This is Love: Travis & Viola, #2 (Checkmate Duet, #2) This is Love: Travis & Viola, #2 (Checkmate Duet, #2)
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avg rating 3.83 — 12,164 ratings — published 2016
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This is War (Checkmate Duet, #1) This is War (Checkmate Duet, #1)
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avg rating 3.76 — 20,021 ratings — published 2016
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The Confessions (The Original Sinners, #8.2) The Confessions (The Original Sinners, #8.2)
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avg rating 4.48 — 2,007 ratings — published 2016
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Pucked (Pucked, #1) Pucked (Pucked, #1)
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avg rating 3.85 — 88,334 ratings — published 2015
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Completion (The Kane Trilogy, #3.5) Completion (The Kane Trilogy, #3.5)
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avg rating 4.18 — 7,386 ratings — published 2015
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Practice Makes Perfect Practice Makes Perfect (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.95 — 32,306 ratings — published 2009
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The Saint (The Original Sinners, #5) The Saint (The Original Sinners, #5)
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avg rating 4.55 — 7,765 ratings — published 2014
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The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2) The Viscount Who Loved Me (Bridgertons, #2)
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avg rating 3.99 — 472,964 ratings — published 2000
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Selfish Suit (Steamy Latte Reads Collection #1) Selfish Suit (Steamy Latte Reads Collection #1)
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avg rating 3.91 — 1,207 ratings — published
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Liars Like Us (Morally Gray, #1) Liars Like Us (Morally Gray, #1)
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avg rating 4.01 — 29,860 ratings — published 2023
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The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (The Grumpy Devils, #2) The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (The Grumpy Devils, #2)
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avg rating 4.15 — 31,422 ratings — published
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My Favorite Bad Decision (The Favorites, #1) My Favorite Bad Decision (The Favorites, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 13,709 ratings — published 2025
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Jilted Jilted (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.98 — 9,883 ratings — published 2025
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Sweet Little Obsession (Love So Cruel, #1) Sweet Little Obsession (Love So Cruel, #1)
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avg rating 4.04 — 2,601 ratings — published
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Kingdom Fall (Underworld Kings #11) Kingdom Fall (Underworld Kings #11)
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avg rating 4.17 — 7,279 ratings — published 2021
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Gio’s Possession (Devious, #1) Gio’s Possession (Devious, #1)
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avg rating 3.58 — 1,412 ratings — published
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Bitter Confessions (Singed #3) Bitter Confessions (Singed #3)
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avg rating 3.97 — 2,169 ratings — published
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Brutal Ambition Brutal Ambition (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 3.95 — 3,275 ratings — published
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Certifiable Attraction (Sick Love #2) Certifiable Attraction (Sick Love #2)
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avg rating 4.28 — 2,781 ratings — published
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Belong to Me (To Me, #2) Belong to Me (To Me, #2)
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avg rating 3.86 — 2,413 ratings — published 2020
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Her Saint (Saint and Sinner Duet, #1) Her Saint (Saint and Sinner Duet, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 10,036 ratings — published
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Truly Madly Deeply (Forbidden Love, #1) Truly Madly Deeply (Forbidden Love, #1)
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avg rating 3.95 — 59,868 ratings — published 2024
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Snaring Emberly (Morally Black, #2) Snaring Emberly (Morally Black, #2)
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avg rating 4.20 — 7,905 ratings — published
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Poisonous Kiss (Venomous Gods, #3) Poisonous Kiss (Venomous Gods, #3)
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avg rating 4.08 — 8,137 ratings — published 2024
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Perfect Boy (The Puck Boys of Brooks University, #6) Perfect Boy (The Puck Boys of Brooks University, #6)
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avg rating 4.17 — 3,657 ratings — published
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Craving Danger (Kings of Mafia #2) Craving Danger (Kings of Mafia #2)
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avg rating 4.02 — 21,221 ratings — published
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Beautiful Beast (Perfectly Imperfect: Mafia Legacy, #1) Beautiful Beast (Perfectly Imperfect: Mafia Legacy, #1)
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avg rating 4.28 — 29,517 ratings — published 2024
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Deviant Hearts (Dark Hearts, #1) Deviant Hearts (Dark Hearts, #1)
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avg rating 3.82 — 24,647 ratings — published 2023
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The Pucking Wrong Number (Pucking Wrong, #1) The Pucking Wrong Number (Pucking Wrong, #1)
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avg rating 3.54 — 86,950 ratings — published 2023
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Her Russian Surrender: 50 Loving States, Indiana (50 Loving States #10) Her Russian Surrender: 50 Loving States, Indiana (50 Loving States #10)
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avg rating 4.20 — 1,715 ratings — published 2014
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Manhattan State of Mind (Billionaires In Charge) Manhattan State of Mind (Billionaires In Charge)
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avg rating 4.06 — 9,719 ratings — published
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The Raven Prince (Princes Trilogy, #1) The Raven Prince (Princes Trilogy, #1)
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avg rating 3.95 — 24,740 ratings — published 2006
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The Lie (The Wolves: A Football Dynasty, #1) The Lie (The Wolves: A Football Dynasty, #1)
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avg rating 4.14 — 9,938 ratings — published 2021
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Toxic Love (Venomous Gods, #1) Toxic Love (Venomous Gods, #1)
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avg rating 3.94 — 12,178 ratings — published 2024
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Bow Before the Elf Queen (The Elf Queen, #1) Bow Before the Elf Queen (The Elf Queen, #1)
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avg rating 3.92 — 27,289 ratings — published 2022
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Hidden Truths (Perfectly Imperfect, #3) Hidden Truths (Perfectly Imperfect, #3)
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avg rating 4.10 — 64,741 ratings — published 2022
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Mistaken (The Morozov Bratva Saga #1) Mistaken (The Morozov Bratva Saga #1)
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avg rating 4.21 — 1,732 ratings — published 2023
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Reckless Heart (Starlight Cove, #4) Reckless Heart (Starlight Cove, #4)
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avg rating 3.95 — 7,700 ratings — published 2023
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The Layover The Layover (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.86 — 6,249 ratings — published 2014
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Savage Heir (Savage Heirs, #1) Savage Heir (Savage Heirs, #1)
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avg rating 4.05 — 5,440 ratings — published 2021
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Demon Untamed (Shadow Quest, #4) Demon Untamed (Shadow Quest, #4)
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avg rating 3.81 — 732 ratings — published 2013
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The Demon's Retribution (Shadow Quest #3) The Demon's Retribution (Shadow Quest #3)
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avg rating 4.10 — 1,325 ratings — published 2012
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Lies of My Monster (Monster Trilogy, #2) Lies of My Monster (Monster Trilogy, #2)
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avg rating 4.18 — 64,769 ratings — published 2023
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Seduced by the Dragon Lord (Dragon Lords #2) Seduced by the Dragon Lord (Dragon Lords #2)
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avg rating 4.08 — 171 ratings — published 2021
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To Hunt a Demon King (King and Coven, #1) To Hunt a Demon King (King and Coven, #1)
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avg rating 4.02 — 3,564 ratings — published
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Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2) Melt for You (Slow Burn, #2)
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avg rating 4.26 — 30,010 ratings — published 2018
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When We’re Alone: The Elite at Oakview U When We’re Alone: The Elite at Oakview U (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.13 — 263 ratings — published
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Yours Until Dawn Yours Until Dawn (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.06 — 13,215 ratings — published 2004
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T.J. Klune
“Okay, so look. It’s really rather terrible, but something I’ve learned is that when one falls in love and is happy about it, one wants nothing more than to spread that love to others, to see best friends—okay, okay, don’t growl at me, almost best friends, gods—experience the same joy of falling for someone. I love love so much, that I want to shove it down your throat so you know what I’m going through.”
“Sam.”
“Yes, Justin.”
“Are you telling me that right now, there is someone waiting for me to come to them to go on a date with them? Someone I’ve never met.”
“Um. Yes?”
“How are you a real person?”
T.J. Klune, A Destiny of Dragons

Joe Hill
“Harper said, "But Snuffleupagus was real."
"That is the most wonderful sentence I have ever heard. I want that on my gravestone. Snuffleupagus was real. No more. Just that.”
Joe Hill, The Fireman

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