Dilbert Books

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The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions (Paperback)
by (shelved 28 times as dilbert)
avg rating 3.87 — 9,981 ratings — published 1996
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Fugitive from the Cubicle Police (Dilbert #8) Fugitive from the Cubicle Police (Dilbert #8)
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avg rating 4.07 — 6,253 ratings — published 1996
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Still Pumped from Using the Mouse (Dilbert #7) Still Pumped from Using the Mouse (Dilbert #7)
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avg rating 4.00 — 1,525 ratings — published 1996
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Journey to Cubeville (Dilbert #12) Journey to Cubeville (Dilbert #12)
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avg rating 4.04 — 1,518 ratings — published 1998
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Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy! (Dilbert #5) Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy! (Dilbert #5)
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avg rating 3.94 — 1,106 ratings — published 1995
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Dilbert Gives You the Business (Dilbert #14) Dilbert Gives You the Business (Dilbert #14)
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avg rating 3.99 — 548 ratings — published 1999
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Casual Day Has Gone Too Far (Dilbert #9) Casual Day Has Gone Too Far (Dilbert #9)
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avg rating 4.07 — 1,432 ratings — published 1997
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It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone (Dilbert #6) It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone (Dilbert #6)
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avg rating 3.97 — 1,506 ratings — published 1995
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Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business (Dilbert #2) Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business (Dilbert #2)
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avg rating 3.89 — 698 ratings — published 1991
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Random Acts of Management (Dilbert #15) Random Acts of Management (Dilbert #15)
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avg rating 4.06 — 782 ratings — published 2000
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I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot (Dilbert #11) I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot (Dilbert #11)
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avg rating 4.00 — 759 ratings — published 1998
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The Joy of Work: Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of Your Co-Workers The Joy of Work: Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of Your Co-Workers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.92 — 1,835 ratings — published 1998
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The Dilbert Future: Thriving on Stupidity in the 21st Century (Dilbert: Business, #3) The Dilbert Future: Thriving on Stupidity in the 21st Century (Dilbert: Business, #3)
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avg rating 3.81 — 2,215 ratings — published 1997
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Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons (Dilbert, #1) Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons (Dilbert, #1)
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avg rating 3.89 — 2,233 ratings — published 1992
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Shave the Whales (Dilbert #4) Shave the Whales (Dilbert #4)
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avg rating 3.91 — 775 ratings — published 1994
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What Do You Call a Sociopath in a Cubicle? What Do You Call a Sociopath in a Cubicle? (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 390 ratings — published 2002
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Seven Years of Highly Defective People: Scott Adams' Guided Tour of the Evolution of Dilbert Seven Years of Highly Defective People: Scott Adams' Guided Tour of the Evolution of Dilbert (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.15 — 1,799 ratings — published 1997
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Don't Step in the Leadership (Dilbert #13) Don't Step in the Leadership (Dilbert #13)
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avg rating 3.98 — 671 ratings — published 1999
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Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 408 ratings — published 2003
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Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless (Dilbert #3) Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless (Dilbert #3)
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avg rating 3.94 — 615 ratings — published 1993
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Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 348 ratings — published 2004
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When Body Language Goes Bad When Body Language Goes Bad (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.03 — 450 ratings — published 2003
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When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View? (Dilbert #18) When Did Ignorance Become a Point of View? (Dilbert #18)
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avg rating 4.09 — 440 ratings — published 2000
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The Fluorescent Light Glistens off Your Head The Fluorescent Light Glistens off Your Head (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.23 — 273 ratings — published 2005
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This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 294 ratings — published 2008
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Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook (Paperback)
by (shelved 13 times as dilbert)
avg rating 3.83 — 1,293 ratings — published 1996
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It's Not Funny if I Have to Explain It It's Not Funny if I Have to Explain It (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.12 — 354 ratings — published 2004
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Another Day in Cubicle Paradise Another Day in Cubicle Paradise (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.01 — 562 ratings — published 2002
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Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side That's Right Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side That's Right (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.04 — 304 ratings — published 2012
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Positive Attitude (Dilbert #29) Positive Attitude (Dilbert #29)
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avg rating 4.04 — 313 ratings — published 2007
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What Would Wally Do? What Would Wally Do? (Paperback)
by (shelved 12 times as dilbert)
avg rating 4.18 — 292 ratings — published 2006
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Thriving on Vague Objectives Thriving on Vague Objectives (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.11 — 353 ratings — published 2005
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A Treasury of Sunday Strips (Dilbert #16) A Treasury of Sunday Strips (Dilbert #16)
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avg rating 4.13 — 373 ratings — published 2000
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Excuse Me While I Wag (Dilbert #17) Excuse Me While I Wag (Dilbert #17)
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avg rating 4.05 — 390 ratings — published 2001
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Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel (Paperback)
by (shelved 11 times as dilbert)
avg rating 3.89 — 1,386 ratings — published 2002
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Try Rebooting Yourself Try Rebooting Yourself (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.16 — 297 ratings — published 2006
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Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.02 — 220 ratings — published 2011
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How's That Underling Thing Working Out for You? (Volume 37) (Dilbert) How's That Underling Thing Working Out for You? (Volume 37) (Dilbert)
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avg rating 4.14 — 206 ratings — published 2011
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I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly I'm Tempted to Stop Acting Randomly (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 285 ratings — published 2010
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Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.14 — 267 ratings — published 2009
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Dilbert Gets Re-Accomodated Dilbert Gets Re-Accomodated (Kindle Edition)
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avg rating 4.30 — 161 ratings — published
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Your New Job Title is "Accomplice" Your New Job Title is "Accomplice" (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 456 ratings — published 2013
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Problem Identified: And You're Probably Not Part of the Solution Problem Identified: And You're Probably Not Part of the Solution (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.13 — 163 ratings — published 2010
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14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box 14 Years of Loyal Service in a Fabric-Covered Box (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 9 times as dilbert)
avg rating 3.99 — 429 ratings — published 2009
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Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland Dilbert's Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland (Hardcover)
by (shelved 9 times as dilbert)
avg rating 3.95 — 198 ratings — published 2007
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Dilbert 2.0: 20 Years of Dilbert Dilbert 2.0: 20 Years of Dilbert (Hardcover)
by (shelved 8 times as dilbert)
avg rating 4.43 — 516 ratings — published 2008
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Dilbert Turns 30 (Volume 47) Dilbert Turns 30 (Volume 47)
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avg rating 4.19 — 156 ratings — published
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Cubicles That Make You Envy the Dead (Dilbert) Cubicles That Make You Envy the Dead (Dilbert)
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avg rating 4.18 — 195 ratings — published
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Optimism Sounds Exhausting Optimism Sounds Exhausting (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.08 — 191 ratings — published 2015
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I Can't Remember if We're Cheap or Smart I Can't Remember if We're Cheap or Smart (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 170 ratings — published 2012
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Scott Adams
“Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.”
Scott Adams

Scott Adams
“To be fair to Nietzsche, he probably meant the word 'stronger' to include anything that makes you more capable. I’d ask him to clarify, but ironically he ran out of things that didn't kill him.”
Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

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