Dilbert


The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions
Fugitive from the Cubicle Police (Dilbert #8)
Still Pumped from Using the Mouse (Dilbert #7)
Journey to Cubeville (Dilbert #12)
Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy! (Dilbert #5)
Dilbert Gives You the Business (Dilbert #14)
Casual Day Has Gone Too Far (Dilbert #9)
It's Obvious You Won't Survive by Your Wits Alone (Dilbert #6)
Build a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's Big Book of Business (Dilbert #2)
Random Acts of Management (Dilbert #15)
I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot (Dilbert #11)
The Joy of Work: Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of Your Co-Workers
The Dilbert Future: Thriving on Stupidity in the 21st Century (Dilbert: Business, #3)
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons (Dilbert, #1)
Shave the Whales (Dilbert #4)
Scott Adams
Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. ...more
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions

Scott Adams
Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.
Scott Adams

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