The Plan Quotes

“IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan

“This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve.”
― Qwen Salsbury , The Plan

“REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes.”
― Qwen Salsbury, The Plan