Tabletop Gaming Quotes

“Hamish busies himself with the milkshake, grinning like a trickster god. I don’t trust him not to get me into trouble with frost giants in an attempt to be my wingman.”
― K.A. Mielke, Losing Hit Points

“I can practically feel my hit points plummeting. The one-heart-remaining video game alarm beeps in my mind. Seconds away from one final “Mamma mia” before Bowser burns the Mushroom Kingdom to the ground.”
― K.A. Mielke, Losing Hit Points