Sean Evans Quotes

“Will you take this seriously? The future of an entire species is at stake.”

“Yes, we’re going to save them with a fart gun.”
― Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep

“It's being handled. Your involvement isn't necessary. You're free to continue on your serial urination spree.”
― Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

“Obnoxious smart-ass. Never been anywhere, never done anything, huh. Arrested development, huh. Considering that it was coming from a man who spent his nights peeing on his neighbors' fences, that was rich. Shoot, I should've told him that.”
― Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

“Look, it can be fast, good, or cheap. You can have any two but never all three.”
― Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep

“Most twenty-four-year-old women I know sleep in something more revealing. Something more adult." I raised my eyebrows. "There is nothing wrong with my Hello Kitty T-shirt." It was thin and comfortable, and it reached to my mid-thigh, which meant that if I had to get up in the middle of the night to dispatch any intruders, I'd do it with my butt covered and modesty intact. Sean frowned. "Sure, if you're five. Got a touch of arrested development happening there?" Argh.”
― Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

“Sean Evans was officially pissed off. Serves you right, furball.”
― Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

“He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. “Because you’re a carebear.”

“What?”

“You’re the type to get out of a perfectly dry car in the middle of a storm in your best dress so you can scoop a wet dog off the road. You help people, Dina. That’s what you do. And the Hiru need help.”

“I’m sensible,” I told him.

“I’ll give you till tonight,” he said. “You won’t even last twenty-four hours. I bet my right arm on it.”
― Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep

“He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. “Because you’re a carebear.”
― Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep