Dina Demille Quotes

Quotes tagged as "dina-demille" (showing 1-12 of 12)
Ilona Andrews
“That suit has gone to your head."
"It's not the suit, buttercup."
"I don't do pet names."
"Do you do werewolves?"
"Okay, I'm not talking to you anymore.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“If he ever becomes an issue, I could eat him. He looks delicious." "Thank you, but that won't be necessary." And that wasn't creepy. Not at all. Caldenia smiled. "You will be surprised how difficult it is to get rid of a human body. I'd say he is perhaps a hundred and seventy pounds? That's a lot of flesh to manage. We could freeze it. He'd feed me for at least three months.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“It's being handled. Your involvement isn't necessary. You're free to continue on your serial urination spree.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Have you ever heard of Arthur C. Clarke's third law of prediction? It states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Take a smart phone and hand it to an ancient Roman. He'll think it's a magic window into the world of the gods and that the Beyoncé video playing on it is showing him Venus.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Obnoxious smart-ass. Never been anywhere, never done anything, huh. Arrested development, huh. Considering that it was coming from a man who spent his nights peeing on his neighbors' fences, that was rich. Shoot, I should've told him that.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Will you take this seriously? The future of an entire species is at stake.”

“Yes, we’re going to save them with a fart gun.”
Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Did you hear that?" a woman asked. I crouched behind the growth. No. No, you didn't hear anything. Don't mind me, I'm not hiding the corpse of a nasty creature behind your flower bed. Nope. Nothing here but cute, fluffy bunnies scampering adorably into the night...”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Arland hit me with another smile. Vampire smiles should really be outlawed.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Most twenty-four-year-old women I know sleep in something more revealing. Something more adult." I raised my eyebrows. "There is nothing wrong with my Hello Kitty T-shirt." It was thin and comfortable, and it reached to my mid-thigh, which meant that if I had to get up in the middle of the night to dispatch any intruders, I'd do it with my butt covered and modesty intact. Sean frowned. "Sure, if you're five. Got a touch of arrested development happening there?" Argh.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“Sean Evans was officially pissed off. Serves you right, furball.”
Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. “Because you’re a carebear.”

“What?”

“You’re the type to get out of a perfectly dry car in the middle of a storm in your best dress so you can scoop a wet dog off the road. You help people, Dina. That’s what you do. And the Hiru need help.”

“I’m sensible,” I told him.

“I’ll give you till tonight,” he said. “You won’t even last twenty-four hours. I bet my right arm on it.”
Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep

Ilona Andrews
“He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. “Because you’re a carebear.”
Ilona Andrews, One Fell Sweep