Schmendrick Quotes

“Unicorns know naught of shame, or need, or doubt, or debt;
But mortals, as you may have noticed, take what they can get.”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

“All right, all right for you, you pretentious kneecap! How would you like a punch in the eye?”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn

“Schmendrick smiled then. "I'm no man," he said. "I'm a magician with no magic, and that's no one at all.”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn