Save The Date Quotes

“One stood behind me and ran her hands down my chest, her breasts rubbing against my back. The next stood in front of me holding onto my shirt and pulling me close to her as she ground into me seductively. The third danced slowly and seductively with the second girl, giving the girl-on-girl effect. I knew I was going to burst at any moment, so I had to close my eyes and take repeated deep breaths to calm down.

"What’s the matter Aid-man, you feeling a little frustrated?" Dixon boasted from under his lap dancer.

"Shut up Dixon." Though I didn’t really want him to shut up, his teasing was distracting me pretty well. "I’m going to kill you for this."

"Oh no little man!" He laughed loudly. "Thank your future wife! That one is on her!" he howled.”
― Sadie Grubor

“A woman with super long platinum blonde hair, a fake tan, injected bubble gum pink lips, and a large boob job came in. Phoebe showed her where to set up in front of us and we all sat patiently.

"Hello, I’m Tandy" I almost rolled my eyes at her name, given her appearance. She placed a case on the coffee table in front of us, opened it, and pulled out rubber penises. I almost shot my drink out of my nose, again. "I will be instructing you on proper blow job technique."

"Oh my God, Phoebe." I shouted at her.

"Yeah," Viola clapped her hands and reached out to be the first to get a rubber practice penis.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date