Save the Date Quotes

“I often did unacceptable things and definitely multiple unacceptable women.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“During dinner he slid his hand onto my thigh, somehow managing to get under my skirt. His touch sent fiery tingles to my core. When I tried to cross my legs nonchalantly, he just moved with me.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“I stumble downstairs unsure, but hopeful to find more masturbation material. When I find the living room completely quiet and empty, I almost shed a tear.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“Don’t treat me like I belong to you because, no matter what I agreed to, I am not a possession!”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“It wasn't until that moment I knew three things. One, I was definitely going to work tomorrow. Two, I was a total douche bag for what I was about to do. Three, the plan would be placed into action as soon as possible.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“Three weeks after our first date, I am thoroughly enjoying spending time with Natalia. She is intelligent, friendly, classy and extremely physical. I think we have had sex on every surface in my apartment.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“We fought about it endlessly. He even went as far as to set up meetings with prominent girls in our social circle, attempting to make me a one woman man with a purposeful relationship. When I would bed these girls and leave them, Grandfather finally gave up.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“My life was planned by Grandfather. Except for my personal life, where he didn’t have the same control.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“A woman with super long platinum blonde hair, a fake tan, injected bubble gum pink lips, and a large boob job came in. Phoebe showed her where to set up in front of us and we all sat patiently.

"Hello, I’m Tandy" I almost rolled my eyes at her name, given her appearance. She placed a case on the coffee table in front of us, opened it, and pulled out rubber penises. I almost shot my drink out of my nose, again. "I will be instructing you on proper blow job technique."

"Oh my God, Phoebe." I shouted at her.

"Yeah," Viola clapped her hands and reached out to be the first to get a rubber practice penis.”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“Next an Intimacy Consultant named Anita arrived. When Anita walked in she looked very studious. However, when she started to set up I would have never guessed that she did this for a living. First came all types of lingerie; see through, lacy, racy, edible, and even costumes.

"Okay," Phoebe cleared her throat. "The idea here is to purchase things for our dear Lilli to wear or use on her honeymoon." Phoebe giggled and I scowled at her.

"Don’t waste your money," I spat quickly, earning a laugh from Maggie and Viola.

"Oh, honey, if Aidan is anything like his uncle then you will definitely want to get yourself some."

"Mom," Maggie yelled and covered her ears.

We all burst into laughter.
"I’m just saying," Viola shrugged. "Your father is quite—"

"Seriously? Seriously, mom? No…Ew, ew, ew!" Maggie screamed as she left the room. "God, please let my car get here soon!”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date

“One stood behind me and ran her hands down my chest, her breasts rubbing against my back. The next stood in front of me holding onto my shirt and pulling me close to her as she ground into me seductively. The third danced slowly and seductively with the second girl, giving the girl-on-girl effect. I knew I was going to burst at any moment, so I had to close my eyes and take repeated deep breaths to calm down.

"What’s the matter Aid-man, you feeling a little frustrated?" Dixon boasted from under his lap dancer.

"Shut up Dixon." Though I didn’t really want him to shut up, his teasing was distracting me pretty well. "I’m going to kill you for this."

"Oh no, little man!" He laughed loudly. "Thank your future wife! That one is on her!" he howled”
― Sadie Grubor, Save the Date