Peeps Quotes

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Scott Westerfeld
“It's amazing how quickly nature consumes human places after we turn our backs on them. Life is a hungry thing.”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Scott Westerfeld
“Ring around the rosie.
A pocket full of posie.
Ashes ashes, we all fall down.
Some people say that this poem is about the Black Death, the fourteenth-century plague that killed 100-million people...
Sadly, though, most experts think this is nonsense...
How can I be so sure about this rhyme when all the experts disagree?
Because I ate the kid who made it up.”
Scott Westerfeld, The Last Days

Scott Westerfeld
“People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick.”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Scott Westerfeld
“I love my virginity to the apocalypse.”
Scott Westerfeld

Scott Westerfeld
“Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Scott Westerfeld
“You know,' I called, 'you're the one that's going to have to explain to Max how you got your blender back.'
I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head.”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Scott Westerfeld
“I'll tell him I astral-projected. Butt-head. ”
Scott Westerfeld

Scott Westerfeld
“God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse?!”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Scott Westerfeld
“Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?"

Cal: "Um, maybe?”
Scott Westerfeld, Peeps

Bill Maher
“New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.”
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass