Language Fun Quotes

“Whenever someone throws a tantrum I usually duck. Other times I goose. Not to crow, but I never quail or chicken out from such fowl play.”
― Omar Cherif

“Are you more into Dostoevsky or Bukawski?”, he smugly asked — trying to show off his literary knowledge.

“Uhm, well I snowboarded once. But I’m more of a rollerblades person myself” was the reply.”
― Omar Cherif

“Iran in the morning, then Iraq in the afternoon.”
— Persistently, Americans who don’t say (Eye-)taly.”
― Omar Cherif

“Misplaced commas are utterly, egregious. Oh well, I should have remembered that punctuation jokes are rarely ever funny, period. Here are a couple of other points to ponder on [..].”
― Omar Cherif

“Sometimes I use big fancy words I don’t fully understand to appear more like a cathartic sesquipedalian snollygoster.”
― Omar Cherif

“Answering an anonymous letter pseudonymously is synonymous with it autonomously happening posthumously.”
― Omar Cherif

“Fool me once, the man will eat for a day. Lead a horse to water, shame on him who drinks for a lifetime. In other words: When push comes to fan, shit hits the shove.”
― Omar Cherif