Joker Quotes

“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”
― Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke

“Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker”
― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum

“Impossible is my specialty.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.”
― The Joker - Heath Ledger

“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.”
― Friedrich von Schiller, Die Verschwörung des Fiesco zu Genua

“Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker”
― Christoper Nolan

“There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?”
― Alan Moore , Batman: The Killing Joke

“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
― Grant Morrison

“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”
― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

“Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
― Christopher Nolan

“When a joker dies, the joke remains.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

“So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'

Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'

'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'

'Robin got killed,' said Mike.

Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'

'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'

'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
― Eoin Colfer, Dublin Noir

“Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -”
― Thomas Harris, Red Dragon

“And that was it. He needed me. This scarred, broken man needed me... And I wanted to be there for him.
I wanted to smile for him...
I needed to.”
― Stjepan Šejić, Harleen

“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”
― Joaquin Phoenix

“Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Dr. Quinn..
No joke. I'd love to see you smile one day.”
― Stjepan Šejić, Harleen

“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life”
― Joaquin Phoenix

“A joker is the one who learns to laugh outside of happiness”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“The worst part of having a mental illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don't”
― Joker

“-¿Eres doctor? -preguntó.
Levantó la mirada y le volvió a dirigir esa sonrisa encantadora.
-Soy un joker, milady, lo cual es aún mejor.
-¿Cómo puede ser eso mejor que un doctor?
-¿Acaso no has escuchado que la risa es la mejor medicina?”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Joker, menjadikan badut bukan lagi obyek yang lucu untuk ditertawakan.”
― Titon Rahmawan

“My intention is not to punish people, my intention is to keep people happy, the joker”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“A great movie hero is JOKER. Man, we fucking hate that Batman motherfucker. Anyone who wants to take him down is obviously one of the good guys! So, a sleazy billionaire playboy – a member of the super-rich elite – is supposed to be the hero of the people. Get to fuck!”
― David Sinclair, The War of the Mind: Understanding Inflation and Alienation

“You remain a pawn until your mind matures.”
― Aiyaz Uddin

“The joker can be the most depressed.”
― Steven Magee

“Humorous people are often privately struggling with depression.”
― Steven Magee