Joker Quotes

Quotes tagged as "joker" (showing 1-30 of 40)
Jostein Gaarder
“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

Alan Moore
“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”
Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke

Grant Morrison
“Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker”
Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum

Friedrich Schiller
“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.”
Friedrich Schiller, Die Verschwörung des Fiesco zu Genua

Jostein Gaarder
“There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.”
Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker”
Christoper Nolan

Marissa Meyer
“Impossible is my specialty.”
Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.”
The Joker - Heath Ledger
tags: joker

Alan Moore
“How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?”
Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke

Grant Morrison
“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
Grant Morrison

Grant Morrison
“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”
Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

Christopher J. Nolan
“Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
Christopher J. Nolan
tags: joker

Grant Morrison
“Einstein was wrong! I"M the speed of like CRACKING through shivery rainbows and GOD the sky whirls and withers like a melting RAINBOW!”
Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

Eoin Colfer
“So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'

Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'

'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'

'Robin got killed,' said Mike.

Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'

'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'

'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
Eoin Colfer, Dublin Noir: The Celtic Tiger vs. The Ugly American

“Why so Serious?!”
Joker The Dark Knight.

Dennis O'Neil
“As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lugns out.”
Dennis O'Neil
tags: joker

Marissa Meyer
“Impossible is my specialty."

-Marissa Meyer, Heartless”
Marissa Meyer

“Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, I always wanted to be a hero in my life but i knew people won't let me to be a hero they only let you to be a villain, you know a villain, with a knife because these cheap maggots always want you to hurt them, hurt them badly." the joker said angrily.”
Neymat Khan

Faraaz Kazi
“I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love.”
Faraaz Kazi

Thomas   Harris
“Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -”
Thomas Harris, Red Dragon

Eyden I.
“In my society we know how to say things, but we don't know how to realize them. In my society everyone has a perfect personality in public, and a dirty one behind the curtain.”
Eyden I., Woman's Book: Only For Men

Deyth Banger
“I know that I sound like the joker, but the joker is a great character.”
Deyth Banger, It's not a happy
tags: happy, i, joker, know

“Sympathy once more reveals its limits when faced with madness.”
José Alaniz, Death, Disability, and the Superhero: The Silver Age and Beyond

Adam Glass
“Because once I didn't care about the rules anymore, I had all the power.”
Adam Glass, Suicide Squad #6
tags: joker

Deyth Banger
“Why you choose happiness, so you think that the sad moments like somebody dieing - it's equal to happiness?
!?!?!?!??!
So you think that time crimes like this in auschwitz which don't have proof so far from what they say in the reports from Mr.Death (Documentary film!)... so this is equal to (How to say it???!?!) to happiness??
WTF, crime equal to happiness, sadness also so what's left?
Oh, oh I know the Joker (Note: He is a nice character isn't he?)”
Deyth Banger

“The trump has been played. Now it is up to the joker to see if he has a place in the pack.”
Anthony T. Hincks

“God is just one more Clown
In this Circus of mine
(from song "no tunnel too dark")”
Vineet Raj Kapoor

“We are the craft of our towns.”
Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
Grant Morison
tags: joker

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