Humor Sci Fi Quotes

“Who liked it hot and hated snow?
The Fuckwits did! the Fuckwits did!
Who ate up everything that grows?
The Fuckwits did! the Fuckwits did!
Who drowned the world in oceans blue?
The Fuckwits did! the Fuckwits did!
Who took the land from me and you?
The Fuckwits did, we know it's true!
Are you Fuckwits, children dear?
We're GARBAGETOWNERS, free and clear!
But who made the garbage, rich and rank?
the Fuckwits did, and we give thanks.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Past Is Red

“Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia.”
― Robert Leland Taylor, Holy Toledo and the Virgin Shirley