Heh Quotes

“Usher: Why do you play only on the black keys [of the piano]? I suppose you think black is good enough for the proletariat. You play on all the keys only for the bourgeoisie, is that it?

Oleg Bard: Please, citizen, please! I'm concentrating on the white ones!

Usher: So you think white is best? Play on both!

Oleg Bard: I am playing on both!

Usher: So you compromise with [the] Whites, opportunist!”
― Vladimir Mayakovsky, The Bedbug and Selected Poetry

“I fucking love Scooby-Doo. That Velma girl—she has it going on. That tight sweater, short skirt, and knee socks? You can’t tell me she got dressed in the dark. Some folks, they got it out for Daphne. But you know to look at her—she’s one of those girls that talks it up all day, but when it comes down to lights-out she just lies there and acts like she’s doing you a favor. Velma? You know she takes off those glasses and she gets to work.”
― Robert Brockway, The Unnoticeables

“Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. And have a plan to -kill- everyone you meet.”
― Erik Wolpaw