Golf Lessons Quotes

“They say those who can't do, teach. That's why today I'm pleased to announce I'm giving golfing lessons.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“I never learned anything from a match that i won.”
― Bobby Jones

“My instincts have never lies to me.”
― Tiger Woods

“be a mind beater-not a ball beater.”
― Moe Norman

“My instincts have never lied to me.”
― Tiger Woods

“Upland Hills will challenge you and will challenge golfers of every ability.”
― Upland Hills Country Club

“R U a Good Golfer? . . .The Only good golfers are on TV . . .the rest of us suck”
― Kevin Kolenda

“Without warning, something struck me in the head. It felt like a railroad tie had been driven through the top of my head, into my skull, and out my left eye socket. The pain was excruciating, as if a bowling ball had fallen on my head, and shuddered through my whole body.”
― Kathleen Klawitter, Direct Hit: A Golf Pro's Remarkable Journey back from Traumatic Brain Injury

“Later, I learned a golfer was hitting from the ninth tee with his comrades. He had been drinking a few beers and thought he could drive the green. His aim was dangerously off, and he managed to hit the golf ball over the clubhouse, a mere 200 yards away. To my misfortune, it struck me on the head with the force of something much larger. My young, vibrant, and motivated life, as I knew it, changed in an instant.”
― Kathleen Klawitter, Direct Hit: A Golf Pro's Remarkable Journey back from Traumatic Brain Injury

“A Breakfast Ball ? I need a Brunch - Lunch - Dinner & Midnight Snack Ball Jack . . . or should I call you Mr. Nicklaus”
― Kevin Kolenda