Funnny Quotes

“She's a serial kisser. I think her parents are French.”
― C.C. Hunter, Born at Midnight

“....And then you get some jerk for a boss. And you think, 'I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome. He wouldn't care about my sales sheet. He would care about my soul sheet.' Then you feel a little embarrassed because that was such a low-quality joke.”
― Jonathan Acuff, Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny

“He mounted the board in roughly the same manner as a walrus wound mount a balance beam.”
― Ray Blackston, Flabbergasted

“I imagine you’re in great pain, it’s to be expected with such a laceration. You will have a rather large scar, but then looks are not really important to you.”
Mulch sequined at Artemis through a narrowed eye. “Are you trying to be funny? Oh my God, you’re not. That was actually the nicest thing you could think of to say.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

“Even the wind is hot. Hashtag summer 2024”
― Niedria Dionne Kenny