Ferrets Quotes

“Cole - I just thought of a new game.
Jaz - What's that?
Cole - Splat the Specter.
Jaz - Rules?
Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.
Vayl - Why Ferrets?
Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?”
― Jennifer Rardin, One More Bite

“He wore a tiny turquoise stud earring I always associated with Dungeons and Dragons types. Men who own ferrets and think magic tricks are cool.”
― Gillian Flynn, Dark Places

“Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working.”
― J.A. Buckle, Half My Facebook Friends Are Ferrets

“You'll be alright," I say, "Mum likes you.”
― J.A. Buckle, Half My Facebook Friends Are Ferrets

“Ferrets will feed where the nuts are buried.”
― Anthony T. Hincks