Fake Date Quotes

“I don’t mean one of those fancy converted monster vans with tinted windows. I mean sliding doors and popcorn smashed between the seats.”
“Do they sell them with popcorn already smashed between the seats?”
“If they’re used, I don’t think it's optional.”
“So, if I buy a used minivan with child dirt, will you agree to date me?”
I laugh. “You mean fake date you?”
His answer takes a minute, and when it comes, it's a whisper. “Real…fake…whatever you want, Cadence. I’ll do whatever you want.”
― Esther Hatch, One Small Secret