Dilbert Quotes

“Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo”
― Scott Adams

“Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane.”
― Scott Adams

“Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots.”
― Scott Adams

“Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.”
― Scott Adams

“Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.”
― Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle: A Cubicle's-Eye View of Bosses, Meetings, Management Fads & Other Workplace Afflictions

“To be fair to Nietzsche, he probably meant the word 'stronger' to include anything that makes you more capable. I’d ask him to clarify, but ironically he ran out of things that didn't kill him.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life