Corny Jokes Quotes

“Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. 'I'm sorry." says tje ice cream man. "Hot fudge only comes in one temperature." Mark, Florida”
― Susan Magsamen, The 10 Best of Everything Families: An Ultimate Guide for Travelers

“That first night, I had so much nervous energy that while I was warming up the crowd, I banged my leg into a light or other piece of equipment.
So when you say, “*Break a leg*,” I almost did, right there and then.”
― Tommy Davidson, Living in Color: What's Funny About Me: Stories from In Living Color, Pop Culture, and the Stand-Up Comedy Scene of the 80s & 90s