Comic Novel Quotes

“Have you noticed how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen look nothing alike, and yet they both manage to look exactly like their father, Martin?”
― Ken O'Neill, The Marrying Kind

“Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!”
― Comic Strip Mama, Stairway to Awesomeness!: 30 Fundamental Steps to Living a Life of Awesomeness!

“The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film.”
― Ken O'Neill, The Marrying Kind

“What did he say? He is in love? My brain stops, my heart stops, my blood ceases to flow. My appendages go weak and cold, and there is a suspension of all space and time as the universe comes into perfect alignment.”
― Julie Sarff, Sweet Delicious Madness and the Many Mysterious Deaths of Silvio Berlusconi

“Why do Jesus and Mary only appear on Mexican food? Huh? Answer me that? Nobody ever sees the face of God in a California roll.”
― Ken O'Neill