Beebs Quotes

“I dropped the bomb. "I'm a PI."

Colin burst out laughing and when my silence said it all, he choked out. "Oh! Shit! You're serious?"

I pinched the bridge of my nose, counted like I always when I was stressed, and said, "Yes. Dead serious. His wife is having him investigated and i'm meeting with her in a few hours and I have no dirt on him! I need more info than what I currently have, which is that he hates cats and danced like the Beebs!"

"The man has hips."

"Right!?"

"Your lack of focus is extremely disappointing. He can dance. So what?" Colin sounded like he was yawning.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, Dirty Exes