Bad Singing Quotes

“I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.”
― Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country of the Pointed Firs

“My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that stop me.”
― William Kamkwamba, The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind: Creating Currents of Electricity and Hope

“Her voice hung shrill in the air like a shot partridge.”
― Alan Bradley, Thrice the Brinded Cat Hath Mew'd

“Karaoke machines are evil-er than Ouija boards. They just keep coming back!”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction