The Tourist Attraction Quotes

“Okay, let's start this over. Hi. My name is Graham, and I want a burrito. Give me her room key, or I'll kill you.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“The life he wanted—the one he’d been waiting for—had started the moment she walked into it.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“Trespassing—” Wheeze wheeze. “In an airport—” Cough cough choke snort. “Is punishable—dang it. Graham?”

“Yeah, man.” He eyeballed the guy on top of him. “Hey, Joey, do you think you can arrest me in a minute? I’m trying to win my dream girl here.”

“How’s it going?”

“Well, I’m getting spooned by you and not her, so you tell me.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“Sometimes life gives us the things we weren't planning on.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“With the grace of a sack of potatoes, Zoey did as directed.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“If the universe had put polka dots on a barrel and made it look bitter about life, that was her horse.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“familiarity too often bred contempt.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“Karaoke machines are evil-er than Ouija boards. They just keep coming back!”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother,”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“Loving her hadn’t broken him. Her leaving, that was what was crushing them both.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“You’re worth it. You’ve always been worth it.”

“Graham? I love you.”

Brokenhearted wasn’t anywhere close to what this felt like. With four soft words, she had destroyed him.

And as he drew her into his arms, into his bed and too deep into his life, Graham knew that no one else would be able to fix what loving her had done to him.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“As soon as they slipped out of range of the firelight —and curious ears— Zoey gave Graham a rueful look. "They think we're hooking up."

"Hey, whoa there, killer. What kind of guy do you think I am?”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“Are you cold?"

"Are you offering to keep me warm?" Graham asked hopefully.

Rolling her eyes, Zoey couldn't help but laugh when he rubbed his arms with dramatic excess.

"Brrrr." Leaning his shoulders against hers, Graham adopted an expression of shivery misery.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“You’re leaving, Zo. I can’t…” He hesitated. “This isn’t some summertime romance. I’m not sixteen. I need more in my life, and I can’t just fall for you.”

“I never asked you to.”

“Darlin’, you might not be asking me to. But every time you turn those gorgeous eyes my way, you’re sure as shit daring me to.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction

“No one puts Zoey in a corner.”

“I’m literally in a parking lot with no corners.”

“Don’t make me dance with you.” His biceps flexed as he kept her close. “I might like it.”
― Sarah Morgenthaler, The Tourist Attraction