Alexis Sands > Alexis's Quotes

“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
― Dorothy Parker

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

“Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”
― Dorothy Parker, While Rome Burns

“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
― Ernest Hemingway, The Garden of Eden

“One down , forever to go . - Travis”
― Jamie McGuire

“Non-sequential, seamlessly blended moments laced with dark humor and over-the-top memories flashed through her mind like a Tarantino film, without the violence.”
― Alexis Sands, SLATED: Blurred Borders Series Book 1

“Your first draft is a petulant teenager, sure it knows best, adamant that its Mother is wrong. Your third draft has emerged from puberty, realising that its Mother was right about everything.”
― Angeline Trevena

“Basketball Rule #7

Rebounding
is the art
of anticipating,
of always being prepared
to grab it.
But you can't
drop the ball.”
― Kwame Alexander, The Crossover

“A happily-ever-after is never the real ending to a story. It's where the real story begins.”
― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost