Aru > Aru's Quotes

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“And now, I'm just trying to change the world, one sequin at a time.”
― Lady Gaga

“It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”
― Dolly Parton

“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
― Erma Bombeck

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
― George Carlin

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
― George Carlin

“In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”
― Julia Child

“The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.”
― Nikolai V. Gogol