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“I am not sure what the appropriate gesture is to make toward the family of the woman who bit off your ear, but if you felt absolutely compelled, I certainly wouldn’t take food.”
― Grady Hendrix, The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

“She was horrified at the thought of marrying a man whose only skill with a blade was cutting slivers of gorgonzola.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
― Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures

“She had what it took: great hair, a profound understanding of strategic lip gloss, the intelligence to understand the world and a tiny secret interior deadness which meant she didn’t care.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

“Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.”
― Alan Watts

“You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself.”
― Alan Watts

“We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons.”
― MAD Magazine