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“Solitude sometimes is best society.”
― John Milton, Paradise Lost

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

“My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good. ”
― Samuel Johnson

“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers