The Prince Of Plungers Quotes

“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to simplify that fact.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I dropped out of school and congratulated myself for my diligence. Few realize how hard one has to work to resist the pressures of conventional success.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always dying.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“So many things happen that we can't control, its best not to worry about what we can. Believing you can change the world has a terrible effect on one's ego.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Usually I am the only subject I care to discuss with company. But when I'm getting reacquainted with an old friend, I really enjoy just sitting back and listening to them talk about me for a while.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“A man is always devoted to something more tangible than a woman - the idea of her.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“There are lots of things sons shouldn’t imagine about their mothers, above all what it was like to become one.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“It is so wearisome having to represent things. That is why I refuse to look at abstract art. It is much too suggestive of the style of my thoughts, and I never think about my thoughts.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Neighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“When one's unconscious is full of vice, nothing realizes inner potential like hypocrisy.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper protection these days is exactly why there are always so many colds going around.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“I happen to find ceilings much lovelier than the night sky myself. Sometimes I just stare at them for hours and wonder what could be up there.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“Don't believe anything I say. My point of view is merely objective.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“A hobby is labor disguising itself as leisure. It is extremely destructive to the boundaries of private life.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It just isn't good table manners to exclude someone from their own ridicule. That's why the juiciest side conversations occur at a table for one.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”
― Bauvard, The Prince Of Plungers