Frank Olvera > Frank's Quotes

“The assumption of no God cannot be proven by science.”
― Frank 'The Christian Noob' Olvera, Under the Thelián Sky: Beyond the Great Unknown

“Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
― George Carlin

“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”
― C.S. Lewis

“Sticks and stones can break your bones, but names can kill you.”
― Philip Zimbardo, The Lucifer Effect: How Good People Turn Evil

“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”
― Albert Einstein

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
― George Carlin

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin

“Honestly, it’s so easy to get what you want from people if they think you’re a psycho.”
― Sophie Kinsella, Twenties Girl

“God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.”
― Regina Brett

“The past is never where you think you left it.”
― Katherine Anne Porter

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”
― Isaac Asimov, Foundation

“Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all.”
― Kurt Cobain

“Thank you for the tragedy. I need it for my art.”
― Kurt Cobain

“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.”
― Charlie Chaplin

“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
― Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

“You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Art is the reason I get up in the morning, but the definition ends there. It doesn't seem fair that I'm living for something I can't even define.”
― Ani DiFranco

“I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis’s voice like in Look Who’s Talking. “Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“You're alive only once, as far as we know, and what could be worse than getting to the end of your life and realizing you hadn't lived it?”
― Edward Albee

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“What an astonishing thing a book is. It's a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic."

[Cosmos, Part 11: The Persistence of Memory (1980)]”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

“The assumption of no God cannot be proven by science." - Scientific Faith
"Under the Thelián Sky: Beyond the Great Unknown" (c) 2012”
― Frank "The Christian Noob" Olvera

“Genius is finding the invisible link between things.”
― Vladimir Nabokov

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
― Steve Martin

“My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.”
― Michael J. Fox