Michael > Michael's Quotes

“My voice is raspy, like Rasputin’s beard. My love is like a mustache hidden in a patch of armpit hair. Come, feel what I feel for you.”
― Jarod Kintz, My love can only occupy one person at a time

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title