John > John's Quotes

“When people are ready to, they change. They never do it before then, and sometimes they die before they get around to it. You can't make them change if they don't want to, just like when they do want to, you can't stop them.”
― Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol: In His Own Words

“Everybody must have a fantasy.”
― Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

“Whatever you proclaim as your identity here in the material realm is also your drag. You are not your religion. You are not your skin color. You are not your gender, your politics, your career, or your marital status. You are none of the superficial things that this world deems important. The real you is the energy force that created the entire universe!”
― Rupaul, Workin' It! Rupaul's Guide to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Style

“If you don't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
― RuPaul

“With hair, heels, and attitude, honey, I am through the roof.”
― Rupaul

“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
― Bette Davis

“I'de luv to kiss ya but I just washed my hair.”
― Bette Davis

“I am just too much.”
― Bette Davis

“I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my makeup box.”
― Bette Davis

“I have been uncompromising, peppery, intractable, monomaniacal, tactless, volatile, and oftentimes disagreeable... I suppose I'm larger than life.”
― Bette Davis

“Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of a jungle in the home, a child cannot possibly be fit to enter the outside world.”
― Bette Davis

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”
― Joan Crawford

“I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.”
― Joan Crawford

“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.”
― Joan Rivers

“If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor”
― Joan Rivers

“Ginger did everything Fred did, only backwards and in High Heels!”
― Joan Rivers

“I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.”
― Joan Rivers

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers