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  • #1
    L. Ron Hubbard
    “Man,” said Terl, “is an endangered species.”
    L. Ron Hubbard, Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #3
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “Dandelion, staring into the dying embers, sat much longer, alone, quietly strumming his lute. It began with a few bars, from which an elegant, soothing melody emerged. The lyric suited the melody, and came into being simultaneously with it, the words bending into the music, becoming set in it like insects in translucent, golden lumps of amber.
    The ballad told of a certain witcher and a certain poet. About how the witcher and the poet met on the seashore, among the crying of seagulls, and how they fell in love at first sight. About how beautiful and powerful was their love. About how nothing - not even death - was able to destroy that love and part them.
    Dandelion knew that few would believe the story told by the ballad, but he was not concerned. He knew ballads were not written to be believed, but to move their audience.
    Several years later, Dandelion could have changed the contents of the ballad and written about what had really occurred. He did not. For the true story would not have move anyone. Who would have wanted to hear that the Witcher and Little Eye parted and never, ever, saw each other again? About how four years later Little Eye died of the smallpox during an epidemic raging in Vizima? About how he, Dandelion, had carried her out in his arms between corpses being cremated on funeral pyres and buried her far from the city, in the forest, alone and peaceful, and, as she had asked, buried two things with her: her lute and her sky blue pearl. The pearl from which she was never parted.
    No, Dandelion stuck with his first version. And he never sang it. Never. To no one.
    Right before the dawn, while it was still dark, a hungry, vicious werewolf crept up to their camp, but saw that it was Dandelion, so he listened for a moment and then went on his way.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, Miecz przeznaczenia

  • #4
    Brandon Sanderson
    “You're getting better, my lady."
    "Don't patronize me."
    "No, really, Your Highness. When you started painting five years ago, I could never tell what it was you were trying to depict."
    "And this is a painting of . ."
    Ashe paused. "A bowl of fruit?" he asked hopefully.
    Sarene sighed in frustration.
    _______________________________
    "Beautifully—which is more than I can say for the painting." He paused for a
    moment. "It's a horse, right?"
    Sarene scowled.
    "A house?" he asked.
    "It is not a bowl of fruit either, my lord," Ashe said. "I already tried that."
    "Well, she said it was one of the paintings in this room," Lukel said. "All we
    have to do is keep guessing until we find the right one."
    "Brilliant deduction, Master Lukel." Ashe said.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Elantris
    tags: humor

  • #5
    Neil Gaiman
    “I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.”
    Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

  • #6
    Andrzej Sapkowski
    “Mistakes,’ he said with effort, ‘are also important to me. I don’t cross them out of my life, or memory. And I never blame others for them.”
    Andrzej Sapkowski, Blood of Elves

  • #7
    Stephen  King
    “life is what we make it and acceptance is the key to all our affairs.”
    Stephen King, Elevation

  • #8
    Stephen  King
    “Why feel bad about what you couldn’t change? Why not embrace it?”
    Stephen King, Elevation

  • #9
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Everyone is either happy or dead.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

  • #10
    Brandon Sanderson
    “Your hallucination...
    Yes?
    Your hallucination has hallucinations.
    Yes.”
    Brandon Sanderson, Legion
    tags: humor

  • #11
    Terry Pratchett
    “On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic

  • #12
    David Eddings
    “Why are the people all so unhappy?" he asked Mister Wolf. "They have a stern and demanding God," Wolf replied. "Which God is that?" Garion asked. "Money," Wolf said.”
    David Eddings, Pawn of Prophecy

  • #13
    Terry Pratchett
    “You haven't really been anywhere until you've got back home.”
    Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

  • #14
    Raymond E. Feist
    “Father used to say that, among man’s strange undertakings, war stood clearly forth as the strangest.”
    Raymond E. Feist, Magician: Apprentice

  • #15
    Dan Abnett
    “Perhaps we are cursed," Karkasy told the empty fane, "to crave something which does not exist. There are no gods, no spirits, no daemons. So we make them up, to comfort ourselves.”
    Dan Abnett, Horus Rising

  • #16
    Dan Abnett
    “I was there, the day that Horus killed the Emperor”
    Dan Abnett, Horus Rising

  • #17
    Raymond E. Feist
    “There is always a choice, though it is not always apparent.”
    Raymond E. Feist, Magician: Master

  • #18
    Neil Gaiman
    “The Marquis had known whom he had wanted not to be, when he was a boy. He had definitely not wanted to be like Peregrine. He had not wanted to be like anyone at all. He had, instead, wanted to be elegant, elusive, brilliant and, above all things, he had wanted to be unique.
    Just like Peregrine.”
    Neil Gaiman, How the Marquis Got His Coat Back



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