Lance > Lance's Quotes

“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”
― Susan Andersen, Baby, I'm Yours

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen