Andrew Armacost > Andrew's Quotes

“As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.”
― Mykle Hansen, Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels

“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”
― Mykle Hansen, HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!

“A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.”
― Carl Sagan

“If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!”
― Garrett Cook

“To say goodbye is to die a little.”
― Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
― Hemingway, Ernest

“Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
― J. Robert Oppenheimer

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
― Mark Twain

“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.”
― Louis C.K.